Weird News

Carruthers · 12-08-2017, 02:29 PM

Having spent ninety Great British minutes on a phone call to a financial institution this afternoon, and in need of a short respite from such things, I thought I'd have a look around a news website or two.
One story which caught my eye was an incident where West Midlands Fire Service had to release an 'internet prankster' who had cemented his head in a microwave oven. Yes, we've all done it, haven't we?

WMFS were understandably not amused by this demand on their time...

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West Midlands Fire Twitter

Man 'cements microwave to head' in Wolverhampton

On YouTube the video requires you to sign in but it's available here at Huffington Press

FWIW the 'cement' involved wasn't of the bricklaying type, it was Polyfilla, a plaster based material used to close up cracks in internal walls and ceilings.

The well of human stupidity will never run dry.

Griff · 12-08-2017, 03:08 PM

The well is deep and quickly replenished.

xoxoxoBruce · 12-08-2017, 11:10 PM

He is sooo stupid, and sooo lucky he didn't die.

glatt · 12-09-2017, 05:27 AM

YouTube isn't doing the world any favors by hosting that video and rewarding the guy.

xoxoxoBruce · 12-09-2017, 06:54 AM

But they help kill off the really stupid ones and reward the buddy with the half a beer he's holding.

Gravdigr · 12-11-2017, 09:49 AM

Frank Miles, and everyone between his keyboard and the rest of the world, is a fucking moron.

Self-propelled vessel intercepted smuggling more than 3,800 pounds of cocaine near Texas

Fuck the coke. This vessel is self-propelled. It moves under its own power.

Man, if the rest of the world could just get their hands on this "self-propelling" technology.

And, just in case you think the geniuses at Fox News simply mis-spoke, and actually meant 'autonomous', or 'self-steering', the [on-board] crew of three was arrested.

Morons.

12-08-2017, 02:29 PM	#1
Carruthers Junior Master Dwellar Join Date: Dec 2009 Location: Buckinghamshire UK Posts: 4,059	Having spent ninety Great British minutes on a phone call to a financial institution this afternoon, and in need of a short respite from such things, I thought I'd have a look around a news website or two. One story which caught my eye was an incident where West Midlands Fire Service had to release an 'internet prankster' who had cemented his head in a microwave oven. Yes, we've all done it, haven't we? WMFS were understandably not amused by this demand on their time... West Midlands Fire Twitter Man 'cements microwave to head' in Wolverhampton On YouTube the video requires you to sign in but it's available here at Huffington Press FWIW the 'cement' involved wasn't of the bricklaying type, it was Polyfilla, a plaster based material used to close up cracks in internal walls and ceilings. The well of human stupidity will never run dry. __________________

12-08-2017, 03:08 PM	#2
Griff still says videotape Join Date: Feb 2001 Posts: 26,813	The well is deep and quickly replenished. __________________ If you would only recognize that life is hard, things would be so much easier for you. - Louis D. Brandeis

12-08-2017, 11:10 PM	#3
xoxoxoBruce The future is unwritten Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 71,105	He is sooo stupid, and sooo lucky he didn't die. __________________ The descent of man ~ Nixon, Friedman, Reagan, Trump.

12-09-2017, 06:54 AM	#5
xoxoxoBruce The future is unwritten Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 71,105	But they help kill off the really stupid ones and reward the buddy with the half a beer he's holding. __________________ The descent of man ~ Nixon, Friedman, Reagan, Trump.

12-11-2017, 09:49 AM	#6
Gravdigr The Un-Tuckian Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: South Central...KY that is Posts: 39,517	Moronic News Edition Frank Miles, and everyone between his keyboard and the rest of the world, is a fucking moron. Self-propelled vessel intercepted smuggling more than 3,800 pounds of cocaine near Texas Fuck the coke. This vessel is self-propelled. It moves under its own power. Man, if the rest of the world could just get their hands on this "self-propelling" technology. And, just in case you think the geniuses at Fox News simply mis-spoke, and actually meant 'autonomous', or 'self-steering', the [on-board] crew of three was arrested. Morons. __________________ These statements have not been evaluated by the FDA, EPA, FBI, DEA, CDC, or FDIC. These statements are not intended to diagnose, cause, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. If you feel you have been harmed/offended by, or, disagree with any of the above statements or images, please feel free to fuck right off.

12-09-2017, 05:27 AM	#4
glatt ™ Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Arlington, VA Posts: 27,717	YouTube isn't doing the world any favors by hosting that video and rewarding the guy.

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