Say Goodnight

[Gravdigr]

Originally Posted by Gravdigr

Goodnight Gracie.

What that handsome bastard said.

[captainhook455]

Originally Posted by Gravdigr

What that handsome bastard said.

I appreciate the thought,but only my mother thought I was handsome. A few girlfriends thought I looked better after I ate them into 12-13 orgasms. I prefer true blondes, but a brunette is really nice as I could see what I was eating. Brown haired or strawberry blondes are like looking at a gorilla with one pink eye.

I used to have a couple mottos as I didn't care for quickies....if one took his time then the women kept his cigarettes in the freezer and his beer in the refrigerator.

1. There are plenty of ugly women who have beautiful pussies.
2. There is no play without foreplay.
3. Lick it and stick it.
4. A long tongue is a weapon.
5. Never have sex while the tv is on.
6. Don't have a fan facing the bed.
7. There is no such thing as a 6" dildo.
8. Have some warm lube handy. Nothing worse than a cold squirt.
9. Spit is disgusting.
10. French kiss the woman after a meal. She loves the taste of her own pussy.