July 1st, 2017: Will Make You ~ The World

[Snakeadelic]

Things like this are why some days I'm glad to remain a demographic data-point nightmare .

Don't try to sell me debt resolution...I have only one debt still outstanding and it's under 4 digits now.

Don't try to sell me a better credit card...I am on a fixed income and will never meet the qualifications for any credit card.

Don't try to get me to refinance my mortgage...I've lived in the same apartment for 10 years come October.

Don't try to tell me about my arrest record...I don't have one.

Don't try to tell me about car insurance...I don't drive and never will again unless someone finds a non-narcotic chemical cure for generalized anxiety disorder with panic attacks.

Don't tell me what I'm doing wrong with my kids, or what they NEED in this world...I had myself sterilized in 1995, thankee much.

Facebook account? Nope--social networks are full of social people, and I'm not a very social person even online. Twitter account? Mine's used to "stalk" musicians I'd like to see live, so I know when and where they go on tour. LinkedIn? Oh HELL no, that's where my former stepsister hangs out. Been waiting since 1978 to be shut of her and her mother, so not interested in being found and hounded.

Online buying habits? Amazon gift cards I receive as gifts, mostly.

Yep, demographic nightmare. Fixed-income, non-driving, non-parenting apartment homebody who rarely shops online, no mortgage, no credit cards, no kids. Some days that sounds a lot nicer than others...