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Old 05-12-2017, 04:19 PM   #1
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Guess what we did today, tarheel?

The pics are blank on my screen big boy. Nothing like sleeping with that leg every night. She will train you like a circus lion. Jump here Jim. Over on the drum Jimbo. Through the hoops Jimmy.ha ha. In no time you have become like the rest of us. Chained to a ring in the floor until the lady needs you for a task.



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Old 05-12-2017, 07:34 PM   #2
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The pics are blank on my screen big boy. Nothing like sleeping with that leg every night. She will train you like a circus lion. Jump here Jim. Over on the drum Jimbo. Through the hoops Jimmy.ha ha. In no time you have become like the rest of us. Chained to a ring in the floor until the lady needs you for a task.



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It's so not like that, that I find that I'm the one suggesting projects and wanting to go get a couple more plants to make it look right. Maybe she's the whipped one?
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Old 05-12-2017, 08:12 PM   #3
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You ain't whipped, you were already parlor trained. After roughing it alone, slowly putting the living space together, you woke up your desire to have Norman Rockwell yard laying dormant in your head. No he wants, she wants, you're a team with a shared goal, happily ever after.
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Old 05-13-2017, 02:14 PM   #4
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Maybe she's the whipped one?


Yeah, you whisper that to yaself at night if it helps ya sleep. If that girl ain't the boss around there, you better fix that shit with a quickness, man.
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