The Big Bumper Thread of Stand-up Comedy

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I recently saw him do eight minutes on Carson from the early eighties. Wonderful.

My favorite Wrightism:

paraphrasing

I was on the cross town bus and I saw a six foot tall, blonde-haired, blue-eyed Chinese girl and she was crying. I asked her what was wrong. She said I can't tell my personal problems to a perfect stranger on the cross town bus. And I said that sometimes it might help to tell your personal problems to a perfect stranger on the cross town bus. And then she "I'm a six foot tall, blonde-haired blue-eyed Chinese girl who only gets turned on by Jewish cowboys."

I said "Hi, I'm Bucky Goldstein."

Maybe the longest, too.