Worst Way to Die

footfootfoot · 10-25-2016, 07:51 PM

When I was 20 I went biking through Yellowstone with a buddy of mine. All the springs were cordoned off so you couldn't get close enough to really get a good look at them. I asked the ranger what the story was and he said the previous week a couple of guys were walking around with one of their dogs, some water retrieving kind of dog, (you can see where this is going) who decided to jump into the boiling water.

Man's best friend's best friend DOVE into the water to rescue his boiled dog. Man's best friend's best friend's best friend WADED in after him! WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK???

The first two were pretty much dead instantly, the other guy probably instantly wished he was dead. It's all fun and games until you boil your nuts off.

This was 1980, I think. I may have to look it up.

10-25-2016, 07:51 PM	#7
footfootfoot To shreds, you say? Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: in the house and on the street-how many, many feet we meet! Posts: 18,449	When I was 20 I went biking through Yellowstone with a buddy of mine. All the springs were cordoned off so you couldn't get close enough to really get a good look at them. I asked the ranger what the story was and he said the previous week a couple of guys were walking around with one of their dogs, some water retrieving kind of dog, (you can see where this is going) who decided to jump into the boiling water. Man's best friend's best friend DOVE into the water to rescue his boiled dog. Man's best friend's best friend's best friend WADED in after him! WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK??? The first two were pretty much dead instantly, the other guy probably instantly wished he was dead. It's all fun and games until you boil your nuts off. This was 1980, I think. I may have to look it up. __________________ The internet is a hateful stew of vomit you can never take completely seriously. - Her Fobs

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