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09-23-2016, 07:52 PM
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The future is unwritten
Join Date: Oct 2002
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To the tune of “Volga Boatman”
On your birth-day [thud] Happy birth-day [thud] Birthdays come but once a year Marking time as Death draws near On your birth-day [thud] Happy birth-day [thud] Now you've aged another year Now you know that Death is near On your birth-day [thud] Happy birth-day [thud] Now that you're the age you are Your demise cannot be far On your birth-day [thud] Happy birth-day [thud] It's your birthday never fear You'll be dead this time next year On your birth-day [thud] Happy birth-day [thud] So far Death you have bypassed Don't look back, he's gaining fast On your birth-day [thud] Happy birth-day [thud] When you've reached this age you know That the mind is first to go On your birth-day [thud] Happy birth-day [thud] This one lesson you must learn First you pillage, then you burn On your birth-day [thud] Happy birth-day [thud] Burn the castle and storm the keep Kill the women, but save the sheep On your birth-day [thud] Happy birth-day [thud] Doom and gloom and dark despair People dying everywhere! On your birth-day [thud] Happy birth-day [thud] Your servants steal, your spouse untrue Your children plot to murder you On your birth-day [thud] Happy birth-day [thud] Burn, then rape by firelight Add romance to life tonight On your birth-day [thud] Happy birth-day [thud] We love children, yes we do Baked or broiled or in a stew On your birth-day [thud] Happy birth-day [thud] Indigestion's what you get From the enemies you 'et On your birth-day [thud] Happy birth-day [thud] May your deeds with sword and axe Equal those with sheep and yaks On your birth-day [thud] Happy birth-day [thud] Just be glad the friends you've got Haven't found out you-know-what On your birth-day [thud] Happy birth-day [thud]
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09-23-2020, 11:02 AM
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Goon Squad Leader
Join Date: Nov 2004
Location: Seattle
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Be Just and Fear Not. |
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09-23-2020, 01:41 PM
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The Un-Tuckian
Join Date: Apr 2007
Location: South Central...KY that is
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Happy Birthday Monster!!
50?! Yer a girl yet!
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09-23-2020, 05:40 PM
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still says videotape
Join Date: Feb 2001
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Yeah, just a kid! Happy BDay anyway.
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If you would only recognize that life is hard, things would be so much easier for you. - Louis D. Brandeis |
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09-23-2020, 07:46 PM
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Join Date: Jul 2003
Location: Arlington, VA
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Happy Birthday Monster! Half a freaking century.
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09-23-2020, 08:37 PM
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I hear them call the tide
Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: Perpetual Chaos
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The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity Amelia Earhart |
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