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04-26-2004, 07:46 PM | #1 |
I can hear my ears
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Two lies and the truth
very simple. Put up two lies and something true. About you, preferrably. The only rules are that two statements must be false, and one true.
check it out: I have a vast collection of designer boxer shorts. I have a 34 different pairs of sneakers. I listen to the sound track from Saturday Night Fever in my car.
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04-26-2004, 07:55 PM | #2 |
to live and die in LA
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lie = boxer short?
I get most of my news from Foxnews and Fark I can read Greek, Hebrew, and some Aramaic I make it a point to buy anything being sold by neighborhood children door-to-door. |
04-26-2004, 07:57 PM | #3 |
UNDER CONDITIONAL MITIGATION
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I guess the sneakers is the true one. Because... I can't say why, just because.
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04-26-2004, 08:00 PM | #4 |
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smoothmoniker, I guess that #2 is the true statement.
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04-26-2004, 08:08 PM | #5 |
Come on, cat.
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sm: 3 is true
cf: 2 is true I have 13 piercings I had a horse named Cheval as a girl I like brussel sprouts
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04-26-2004, 08:20 PM | #6 |
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I am the love child of G.W. Bush and Hillary Rodham.
I have Ann Coulters number on my speed dial, mainly for phone sex. I was once bitten by a monkey.
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04-26-2004, 11:29 PM | #7 |
Radical Centrist
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One of my dogs is featured in a TV commercial that will go nationwide this summer
I single-handedly prevented a bad state bill from becoming law by getting the governor to veto it I have over $20,000 in credit card debt |
04-27-2004, 12:08 AM | #8 |
I can hear my ears
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At 14, I passed out in the middle of the street in broad daylight because I was so drunk.
I lost my virginity when I was 14 yrs old. When I was 14, I weighed 235 lbs. boxers
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04-27-2004, 12:24 AM | #9 |
to live and die in LA
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ok, i played the game wrong. I told two truths and a lie (foxnews). I'll try to pay closer attention to the instructions from now on.
I was the marching band drum major in high school. I was the captain of the chess team. I once accepted $37 from friends and onlookers to drink a milk-based "leftovers" shake. (you can never do anything important in life if you were popular in high school) -sm |
04-27-2004, 05:46 AM | #10 |
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I have 3 cats living with me at the present time.
One of the cats weighs 14 pounds. I had a cat who did use the toilet. |
04-27-2004, 07:34 AM | #11 |
We have to go back, Kate!
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I have had several books published
I have never voted I furnished my entire house for less than £2k Hmm....I reckon you had a cat that used the toilet... |
04-27-2004, 07:47 AM | #12 |
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Right. But he only used it once in desperation. He was an indoor-outdoor cat who never used kitty litter, and we had had a 2 foot snowfall that drifted in front of the doors so that he couldn't go out, and if he could, the ground was frozen. We prepared a box with torn newspaper for him which he sniffed at, rejected and then jumped up on the toliet and proceeded to pee into it. He never used it again.
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04-27-2004, 08:45 AM | #13 |
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DanaC - I reckon no 3 is true.
I was born on 4 July. I have never eaten meat. I have met HM the Queen.
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04-27-2004, 08:49 AM | #14 |
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(My true one is B - nobody cares to guess so not sure how this thing works)
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04-27-2004, 08:52 AM | #15 |
stalking a Tom
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what law was that?
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