Bacon!....wtf?

xoxoxoBruce · 11-10-2015, 11:45 PM

But now it's fake cured by injecting so many chemicals it'll never rot... probably kill the germs on half the other shit in the kitchen too.

I get bacon from the pig store over in Jersey, neither salty nor overly smoked. They use to smoke it themselves, but a new law dictated that smoked meats have to be cooled at a rate which would require heavy duty refrigeration they don't have room for. So now they have an Amish dude on this side of the river do it for them. Mmm good.

lumberjim · 11-12-2015, 06:12 PM

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Originally Posted by xoxoxoBruce

But now it's fake cured by injecting so many chemicals it'll never rot... probably kill the germs on half the other shit in the kitchen too.

I get bacon from the pig store over in Jersey, neither salty nor overly smoked. They use to smoke it themselves, but a new law dictated that smoked meats have to be cooled at a rate which would require heavy duty refrigeration they don't have room for. So now they have an Amish dude on this side of the river do it for them. Mmm good.

What pig store?

xoxoxoBruce · 11-12-2015, 07:44 PM

Haines Pork Shop
521 Kings Hwy
Mickleton, NJ 08056
(856) 423-1192
http://hainesporkshop.com/

It's a tiny place, hard to see from the street until you're on it. Parking is across the street a couple hundred ft north of the store. On the customer side of the counter is a small freezer. They don't always have it but sometimes in that freezer they have 2.5 lb packages of cooked pulled pork that's really good.

xoxoxoBruce · 11-25-2015, 08:56 AM

I don't think I've ever seen one of there, or if I did, I thought it was a tree/brush cutter which can look similar but smaller blade.

Lamplighter · 11-25-2015, 09:41 AM

What are you talking about ... the blade or the guy's very healthy pee-stream ?

lumberjim · 11-25-2015, 10:59 AM

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Originally Posted by xoxoxoBruce

I don't think I've ever seen one of there, or if I did, I thought it was a tree/brush cutter which can look similar but smaller blade.

Wrong thread again, or am I missing the bacon connection?

Gravdigr · 11-25-2015, 12:20 PM

That saw r fucking serious.

xoxoxoBruce · 11-25-2015, 08:01 PM

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Originally Posted by lumberjim

Wrong thread again, or am I missing the bacon connection?

No, I fucked up and put it in the wrong thread.

lumberjim · 11-25-2015, 10:37 AM

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Originally Posted by xoxoxoBruce

Haines Pork Shop
521 Kings Hwy
Mickleton, NJ 08056
(856) 423-1192
http://hainesporkshop.com/

It's a tiny place, hard to see from the street until you're on it. Parking is across the street a couple hundred ft north of the store. On the customer side of the counter is a small freezer. They don't always have it but sometimes in that freezer they have 2.5 lb packages of cooked pulled pork that's really good.

Thanks!

11-10-2015, 11:45 PM	#1
xoxoxoBruce The future is unwritten Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 71,105	But now it's fake cured by injecting so many chemicals it'll never rot... probably kill the germs on half the other shit in the kitchen too. I get bacon from the pig store over in Jersey, neither salty nor overly smoked. They use to smoke it themselves, but a new law dictated that smoked meats have to be cooled at a rate which would require heavy duty refrigeration they don't have room for. So now they have an Amish dude on this side of the river do it for them. Mmm good. __________________ The descent of man ~ Nixon, Friedman, Reagan, Trump.

11-12-2015, 07:44 PM	#3
xoxoxoBruce The future is unwritten Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 71,105	Haines Pork Shop 521 Kings Hwy Mickleton, NJ 08056 (856) 423-1192 http://hainesporkshop.com/ It's a tiny place, hard to see from the street until you're on it. Parking is across the street a couple hundred ft north of the store. On the customer side of the counter is a small freezer. They don't always have it but sometimes in that freezer they have 2.5 lb packages of cooked pulled pork that's really good. Attached Images __________________ The descent of man ~ Nixon, Friedman, Reagan, Trump.

11-25-2015, 08:56 AM	#4
xoxoxoBruce The future is unwritten Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 71,105	I don't think I've ever seen one of there, or if I did, I thought it was a tree/brush cutter which can look similar but smaller blade. Attached Images __________________ The descent of man ~ Nixon, Friedman, Reagan, Trump.

11-25-2015, 12:20 PM	#7
Gravdigr The Un-Tuckian Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: South Central...KY that is Posts: 39,517	That saw r fucking serious. __________________ These statements have not been evaluated by the FDA, EPA, FBI, DEA, CDC, or FDIC. These statements are not intended to diagnose, cause, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. If you feel you have been harmed/offended by, or, disagree with any of the above statements or images, please feel free to fuck right off.

11-25-2015, 09:41 AM	#5
Lamplighter Person who doesn't update the user title Join Date: Jun 2010 Location: Bottom lands of the Missoula floods Posts: 6,402	What are you talking about ... the blade or the guy's very healthy pee-stream ?

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