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Hmmm wouldn't it make more sense if the roads represented something masculine and the cars feminine?

I mean, vehicles in generally are usually treated as feminine, in some languages even literally (my own included), probably because it's something you go into. A road on the other hand is something long usually straight but sometimes curvy that you can be on... and I have it on good authority that in the alternative universe where matriarchy won history, female samurai have written fantastic poetry to geish[a] men while applying that.