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Old 08-12-2015, 11:30 PM   #1
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British Women like "Bigger Boys"

From the paragon of journalistic excellence, Metro news.
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The survey of 2,544 British women aged 18 and over – all of whom had previously indicated they’d slept with lovers of various shapes and sizes – came out overwhelmingly in favour of bigger boys.

Top 5 male body shapes women rate in the bedroom

1. Overweight/plus-size men – 38%
2. Athletic/muscly Men – 21%
3. Tall men (taller than 6 foot) – 13%
4. Short men (shorter than 5 foot 8) – 10%
5. Slim/petite men – 9%

Respondents who chose ‘overweight/ plus-size men’ as their booty of choice were then asked to reveal why they’d done so from a tick-list (choosing as many options as they wanted).

Interestingly, the top two responses were ‘They seemed more eager to please me than themselves’ and ‘They were more caring and gentle’.

Top 5 reasons why women rate 'overweight/ plus-size men' between the sheets.

1. They seemed more eager to please me than themselves – 42%
2. They were more caring and gentle – 42%
3. They made me feel less self-conscious about my own body – 27%
4. I had better orgasms – 19%
5. They were more adventurous and willing to try new things – 14%
The survey was commissioned by Darrell Freeman, MD of BigDudeClothing.co.uk
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Old 08-13-2015, 03:28 AM   #2
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As much as my belly would like to take charge of my personality...
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1. They seemed more eager to please me than themselves – 42%
2. They were more caring and gentle – 42%
I think these have a likely explanation here:
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Insight on pathogenesis of lifelong premature ejaculation: inverse relationship between lifelong premature ejaculation and obesity
http://www.nature.com/ijir/journal/v...ir201011a.html

I doubt fat makes you more altruistic or giving then men of any other figure, or it would show up in other areas as well (charity?). It simply that hormonal differences mean you have more of a chance to be giving in the first place: I know it's going to take me awhile, there's no point in a rush, which gives me more opportunity to focus on my partner, not to mention that focusing on my partner is whats turning me on in the first place.

FYI, I am not dishing fat people - I probably make you all look skinny next to me (Er... Wait.... Is that bragging now?).

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Old 08-13-2015, 12:11 PM   #3
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... commissioned by Darrell Freeman, MD of BigDudeClothing
...right there is your primary factor of the entire survey.

Always, I mean always, chose a consultant that will give you the results you want.

(This... from a tall, athletic slim, slightly overweight, adventurous, experienced, and caring older man)
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Old 08-13-2015, 01:06 PM   #4
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athletic slim, slightly overweight,
These words, I do not think they mean what you think they mean.


I find option #5 to be contradictory. I like slim, but tall men. Petite is right out, but so is the fat/tall combination.

Also they have to wear glasses. Preferably blonde. And super smart. Zero facial hair. And a dark sense of humor. And be willing to completely change their lifestyle to accommodate my kids... Hmm, probably these quizzes are not for me.
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Old 08-13-2015, 01:25 PM   #5
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I'd like to hear from a British Woman.
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Old 08-13-2015, 01:43 PM   #6
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Old 08-13-2015, 02:49 PM   #7
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I'm moving to England.

I'm gonna be a gigolo.
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Old 08-14-2015, 05:30 AM   #8
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I've said it on here before. I like my men to be larger than me.
And it's not all about performance in the sack. I'm just physically attracted to bigger men.

For relationship purposes there is much that can override that (intelligence and sense of humour are crucial) but for the old look across the room and make me want to lick his face, a big man will do it for me every time.
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Old 08-14-2015, 02:43 PM   #9
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I did. Again and again.
Then I got that visit from Interpol. Yadda yadda restraining order blah blah.
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