What's mildly irritating you today? - Page 393

Gravdigr · 05-17-2015, 07:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by infinite monkey

Needy cuntz.

Yeah. Yeah, I do.

wolf · 06-11-2015, 08:48 PM

Where the hell is my fire TV remote. I just had the damn thing. I haven't gotten my fat ass up off the sofa, and yes I've checked down the cushions and over the side.

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Gravdigr · 06-12-2015, 11:32 AM

I lose mine on the top of the back of the sofa, sometimes.

wolf · 06-12-2015, 01:22 PM

Over the side and under the sofa turned out to be the sweet spot. If I install the app on my phone, does that mean I'll start losing my phone?

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Sundae · 06-12-2015, 03:24 PM

Things I apparently need tracking devices on:
- my tweezers
- keys
- lighter (for rare candles)
- correct coloured bra for chosen outfit
- landline handset - although that's because only my Godfather ever calls me on it
- stamps
- buspass
- glasses/ prescription sunglasses
- library books
- birdfood
- appropriate footwear

The one thing I can always find is my umbrella, because knowing how easily I misplace things I decided to prop it up on the landing outside my flat (I'm on the top floor, so no-one uses this space but me). I've only unfurled it once since I bought it because I have short hair and prefer to wear a hat.

Gravdigr · 06-26-2015, 03:05 PM

Boxers. Boxers have me mildly irritated today.

To wit:

In his most recent fight Floyd Moneyweather made app. $180 million bucks. For 36 minutes fight time. 2,160 seconds. $180,000,000. That's $83,333 per second.

Awesome? Not even close.

In 1988, Mike Tyson knocked out then undefeated Michael Spinks in 91 seconds. Tyson made $22 million. In 91 seconds.

That comes to $241,758 per second.

So, yeah, I'm just a little ticked rfn.

Source: June 2015 issue of AthlonSports.

monster · 06-26-2015, 07:11 PM

oh, I thought you had an underwear malfunction issue

infinite monkey · 07-16-2015, 09:48 AM

Sleep deprivation. I guess that's to be expected when one works two jobs at opposite ends of a day, but I am B-E-A-T BEAT today.

That's OK, I don't work the 9 am job on Friday so after I get off work at 1 a.m. tonight (tomorrow morning) I have a bottle of wine ready...then don't have to go to a job until 9 pm Friday night.

Then I have a whole weekend! I haven't had an entire weekend in a couple of months. What, oh what, will I do? The world is my salmon (I hate oysters.)

glatt · 07-16-2015, 10:14 AM

Can you sleep OK when it's time to sleep?

infinite monkey · 07-16-2015, 11:07 AM

Usually I can...the problem is I haven't been able to lately. I used to try to take a fitful nap between jobs, then get about 5 hours at night (around 2 am to around 7 am) but the nap has been a bust and so has the sleeping at night. I don't know why. I just toss and turn. I feel pretty used to the schedule so I'm not sure why I suddenly can't sleep, when my entire life I could've won an Olympic medal in being able to sleep great almost all the time.

glatt · 07-16-2015, 11:12 AM

Weird. That sucks.

Try stretching before you sleep. Especially this stretch, with your butt right up against the wall.
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I started doing this recently and it has done wonders for my sleep. I stay in that pose for a minute or two just before climbing in to bed.

infinite monkey · 07-16-2015, 11:15 AM

I'll try it. At night I am often pretty achy from the physical work. I don't take many pain relievers, due to the aforementioned wine, so maybe achy leg/feet/hip thing isn't helping. Maybe the stretching will help.

infinite monkey · 07-16-2015, 11:26 AM

btw, glatt, you look totally different in that pic! Is your new name gaitlyn?

glatt · 07-16-2015, 12:12 PM

Try it. It will press your lower back against the floor and decompress your spine. Obviously, if it hurts, stop doing it, but I think you will find it relaxing, and you will sleep better. It will also stretch your legs. One or two minutes only.

And don't stand up quickly after doing this or you will faint. Get up slowly and crawl into bed.

glatt · 07-16-2015, 12:18 PM

Oh, and too much wine will hurt your sleep too. It generally helps you fall asleep faster, but then disrupts the sleep later in the night. Which seems so unfair. Moderation.

06-11-2015, 08:48 PM	#5882
wolf lobber of scimitars Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Phila Burbs Posts: 20,774	Where the hell is my fire TV remote. I just had the damn thing. I haven't gotten my fat ass up off the sofa, and yes I've checked down the cushions and over the side. Sent from my SAMSUNG-SGH-I337 using Tapatalk __________________ wolf eht htiw og "Conspiracies are the norm, not the exception." --G. Edward Griffin The Creature from Jekyll Island High Priestess of the Church of the Whale Penis

06-12-2015, 11:32 AM	#5883
Gravdigr The Un-Tuckian Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: South Central...KY that is Posts: 39,517	I lose mine on the top of the back of the sofa, sometimes. __________________ These statements have not been evaluated by the FDA, EPA, FBI, DEA, CDC, or FDIC. These statements are not intended to diagnose, cause, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. If you feel you have been harmed/offended by, or, disagree with any of the above statements or images, please feel free to fuck right off.

06-12-2015, 01:22 PM	#5884
wolf lobber of scimitars Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Phila Burbs Posts: 20,774	Over the side and under the sofa turned out to be the sweet spot. If I install the app on my phone, does that mean I'll start losing my phone? Sent from my SAMSUNG-SGH-I337 using Tapatalk __________________ wolf eht htiw og "Conspiracies are the norm, not the exception." --G. Edward Griffin The Creature from Jekyll Island High Priestess of the Church of the Whale Penis

06-12-2015, 03:24 PM	#5885
Sundae polaroid of perfection Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: West Yorkshire Posts: 24,185	Things I apparently need tracking devices on: - my tweezers - keys - lighter (for rare candles) - correct coloured bra for chosen outfit - landline handset - although that's because only my Godfather ever calls me on it - stamps - buspass - glasses/ prescription sunglasses - library books - birdfood - appropriate footwear The one thing I can always find is my umbrella, because knowing how easily I misplace things I decided to prop it up on the landing outside my flat (I'm on the top floor, so no-one uses this space but me). I've only unfurled it once since I bought it because I have short hair and prefer to wear a hat. __________________ Life's hard you know, so strike a pose on a Cadillac

06-26-2015, 03:05 PM	#5886
Gravdigr The Un-Tuckian Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: South Central...KY that is Posts: 39,517	Boxers. Boxers have me mildly irritated today. To wit: In his most recent fight Floyd Moneyweather made app. $180 million bucks. For 36 minutes fight time. 2,160 seconds. $180,000,000. That's $83,333 per second. Awesome? Not even close. In 1988, Mike Tyson knocked out then undefeated Michael Spinks in 91 seconds. Tyson made $22 million. In 91 seconds. That comes to $241,758 per second. So, yeah, I'm just a little ticked rfn. Source: June 2015 issue of AthlonSports. __________________ These statements have not been evaluated by the FDA, EPA, FBI, DEA, CDC, or FDIC. These statements are not intended to diagnose, cause, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. If you feel you have been harmed/offended by, or, disagree with any of the above statements or images, please feel free to fuck right off.

06-26-2015, 07:11 PM	#5887
monster I hear them call the tide Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Perpetual Chaos Posts: 30,852	oh, I thought you had an underwear malfunction issue __________________ The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity Amelia Earhart

07-16-2015, 09:48 AM	#5888
infinite monkey Person who doesn't update the user title Join Date: Mar 2011 Posts: 13,002	Sleep deprivation. I guess that's to be expected when one works two jobs at opposite ends of a day, but I am B-E-A-T BEAT today. That's OK, I don't work the 9 am job on Friday so after I get off work at 1 a.m. tonight (tomorrow morning) I have a bottle of wine ready...then don't have to go to a job until 9 pm Friday night. Then I have a whole weekend! I haven't had an entire weekend in a couple of months. What, oh what, will I do? The world is my salmon (I hate oysters.)

07-16-2015, 10:14 AM	#5889
glatt ™ Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Arlington, VA Posts: 27,717	Can you sleep OK when it's time to sleep?

07-16-2015, 11:07 AM	#5890
infinite monkey Person who doesn't update the user title Join Date: Mar 2011 Posts: 13,002	Usually I can...the problem is I haven't been able to lately. I used to try to take a fitful nap between jobs, then get about 5 hours at night (around 2 am to around 7 am) but the nap has been a bust and so has the sleeping at night. I don't know why. I just toss and turn. I feel pretty used to the schedule so I'm not sure why I suddenly can't sleep, when my entire life I could've won an Olympic medal in being able to sleep great almost all the time.

07-16-2015, 11:12 AM	#5891
glatt ™ Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Arlington, VA Posts: 27,717	Weird. That sucks. Try stretching before you sleep. Especially this stretch, with your butt right up against the wall. I started doing this recently and it has done wonders for my sleep. I stay in that pose for a minute or two just before climbing in to bed.

07-16-2015, 11:15 AM	#5892
infinite monkey Person who doesn't update the user title Join Date: Mar 2011 Posts: 13,002	I'll try it. At night I am often pretty achy from the physical work. I don't take many pain relievers, due to the aforementioned wine, so maybe achy leg/feet/hip thing isn't helping. Maybe the stretching will help.

07-16-2015, 11:26 AM	#5893
infinite monkey Person who doesn't update the user title Join Date: Mar 2011 Posts: 13,002	btw, glatt, you look totally different in that pic! Is your new name gaitlyn?

07-16-2015, 12:12 PM	#5894
glatt ™ Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Arlington, VA Posts: 27,717	Try it. It will press your lower back against the floor and decompress your spine. Obviously, if it hurts, stop doing it, but I think you will find it relaxing, and you will sleep better. It will also stretch your legs. One or two minutes only. And don't stand up quickly after doing this or you will faint. Get up slowly and crawl into bed.

07-16-2015, 12:18 PM	#5895
glatt ™ Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Arlington, VA Posts: 27,717	Oh, and too much wine will hurt your sleep too. It generally helps you fall asleep faster, but then disrupts the sleep later in the night. Which seems so unfair. Moderation.

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