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Old 04-12-2015, 09:58 AM   #1
limey
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Day two of my travels. Back at Gatwick by 8 am where I was offered a free cocktail before I'd even had breakfast. First flight about 4 hours to Istanbul where I am now. Three hour layover and then another three and a half hour flight to Tashkent. ETA 1.30am, local time. Four hours ahead of the UK so only 9.30pm "my" time and time to get almost enough sleep before starting my working week ...
Please provide limerick, Sundae 🙈🙉🙊
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Old 04-12-2015, 10:46 AM   #2
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You just missed the World Championships! My kid fenced both of these girls growing up. Now she can say she beat the #2 fencer in her age group on the planet. She did not do well at all against #1.
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Old 04-12-2015, 11:14 AM   #3
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Please provide limerick, Sundae
There was a young man from Tashkent
Whose penis was totally bent
To save himself trouble
He pushed it in double
And instead of coming he went
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