Roll Call

[Skunks]

"Kids these days": Agree.

Janet Jackson = Ugly: Agree.

Abortion: Disagree, but not for any good reason. I half-argued your side mentally, and nearly convinced myself. Playing my complementary 'stubborn asshole' card on this one.

Racial profiling re: Iraq War: When was it called a racial war?

McDonalds & Stupid Lawsuits: Agreed. (I'll post my theory on dieting sometime, perhaps)

Black & White: Disagree. I think too many people simplify things to yes/no answers to multiple choice questions. The middle ground exists: have you stopped beating your wife yet?

Gay marriage: Disagree. How does it threaten you?

Gay rights: Agreed, aside from the marriage point.

Needless euphemisms: Agreed.

Muslim Extremists: Disagree. There are a lot of Muslims. Killing all of them would be difficult and fairly bad, P.R.-wise. No reasonable counteroffer, because I'm tired and lazy. Besides, I'm still waiting for a citation on the 72 (is it just me, or did they add another two in the last month?) virgins bit. Qur'an or hadiths, either is fine.

-- Your resident Islam apologist.