Rat bread

Joe · 01-16-2002, 02:53 PM

Aren't food manufacturers *allowed* a certain number of rats, mice, insects or insect parts per unit of product? Isn't there a set tolerance?

There's a spec somewhere I think that says something to the effect of "Bread must be 99.99999% rat-free". I don't know exactly what the percentage happens to be, my point is that it isn't 100%.

Which read differently says "For every ten million loaves of bread you ship, you may include one containing a sliced rat".

Mouse.

Whatever.

01-16-2002, 02:53 PM	#12
Joe Master of the Domain Join Date: Sep 2001 Location: AZ Posts: 221	Truth or Urban Myth: Aren't food manufacturers allowed a certain number of rats, mice, insects or insect parts per unit of product? Isn't there a set tolerance? There's a spec somewhere I think that says something to the effect of "Bread must be 99.99999% rat-free". I don't know exactly what the percentage happens to be, my point is that it isn't 100%. Which read differently says "For every ten million loaves of bread you ship, you may include one containing a sliced rat". Mouse. Whatever.

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