The Benghazi Incident

[xoxoxoBruce]

Who?
Iceland, that's who.
Why??
Well they've bad-mouthed Wall Street pretty good, but no, haven't attacked us... yet.
What???
They're building a new temple to the Norse Gods.

Icelanders will soon be able to publicly worship at a shrine to Thor, Odin and Frigg with construction starting this month on the island’s first major temple to the Norse gods since the Viking age.
Worship of the gods in Scandinavia gave way to Christianity around 1,000 years ago but a modern version of Norse paganism has been gaining popularity in Iceland.

See, rejecting Christianity to turn back the clock 1000 years, so obviously they will be terrorists.
Tell fox! Tell Limbaugh, Beck, Hannity! Tell Palin!


Oh, and don't accept any wedding invitations in Iceland.