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To shreds, you say?
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Location: in the house and on the street-how many, many feet we meet!
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"I'll just reach up into this jointer and clear out the chips... I'll just reach under this mower and clear out the clogged grass... I'll just stick my hand into this snowblower to loosen up the packed snow... Let me look down into this barrel and see why the gun didn't go off..."
There's a youtube video of the last one. The guy won the Bronze medal in the Darwin competition.
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After you've mangled your hand (or what ever you're clearing the clog with, Studly) be careful driving to the hospital.
The Insurance Institute for Highway Safety Highway Loss Data Institute, reports some interesting results. Realize they are recording real world results so it's primarily on vehicles three years old. In 1989 the reported, A 700% variation between model.(pdf) In 2011 they reported, "Death rates by model: SUV drivers are among least likely to be killed". There's a lot of information there. I don't agree with all of their theories or conclusions, but the data charted should be pretty straight foreword.
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Last year the TSA intercepted a record number of guns from carry-on bags. Wapo says 2,212, an average of six per day, with 83% of them loaded. I haven't heard of any of them being terrorist tied, though, and the numbers don't sound so bad when you consider they're frisking an average of1.8 MILLION people every day.
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This is my Monday morning, every Monday. And Tuesday through Friday. I've gotta say, hope reigns eternal - everyone out there thinks he/she can shave a few seconds off of ... what? ... and eventually ends up in my clinic getting xrayed and stitched up, or treated for that third-degree burn from the plasma torch that (oops!) hit the ground and damn-the-switch-turned-on ... I keep trying to put myself out of business (strange, I know), but these folks keep me in business.
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