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Old 01-15-2015, 09:58 AM   #1
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Believe it or not, my penis was in the Book of World Records for a time.











The Librarian got pissed, and kicked me out of the Library, though.
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Old 01-15-2015, 10:09 AM   #2
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Believe it or not, my penis was in the Book of World Records for a time.


The Librarian got pissed, and kicked me out of the Library, though.
Are you sure you weren't in the short stories collections? :-)
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Old 01-15-2015, 03:07 PM   #3
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Are you sure you weren't in the short stories collections? :-)
I'd tell you another joke about my cock, but it's too long.




and she said,

Well, I'd tell you one about my pussy, but you wouldn't get it.
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Old 01-17-2015, 09:22 PM   #4
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