Weird News

[BigV]

Kirby Delauter sounds like a dumbass, first-class.

Here's some more news that illustrates the comic potential of speaking out before thinking through.

Don't Jerk and Drive.

[glatt]

St. Elmo family creates giant icicle in yard.

When the temperature dropped about two weeks ago, Ragel and her son, Garrick Moreland, saw their chance. Moreland climbed into one of Ragel’s trees, attached a hose, and turned on the water.

[lumberjim]

Originally Posted by BigV

Kirby Delauter sounds like a dumbass, first-class.

Here's some more news that illustrates the comic potential of speaking out before thinking through.

Don't Jerk and Drive.

Ok... Who here has EVER rubbed one out whilst operating a motor vehicle?

Furthermore, who has had oral to fruition, whilst driving?

If you can answer 'me!' to both, then you are a total freak, and have my respeck.

[footfootfoot]

Originally Posted by lumberjim

Ok... Who here has EVER rubbed one out whilst operating a motor vehicle?

Furthermore, who has had oral to fruition, whilst driving?

If you can answer 'me!' to both, then you are a total freak, and have my respeck.

Too often to count on both counts. I thought that was normal.

[glatt]

3000 fish caught in naturally occurring pond inside shopping mall in Bangkok.

There was a 4 story mall in Bangkok. The owners added 7 more stories to it without the proper paperwork. The city forced them to tear down the 7 extra stories. This left no roof on the mall. The rain came. The mall filled up with water. The neighbors complained about all the mosquitoes breeding in the mall pond. The mall owners shrugged. The neighbors released some fish in the mall pond to eat the mosquitoes. The fish bred. So the city just caught the 3000 fish, and will drain the pond. But the mall owners must fix the mall themselves. The city won't do that.

There. Now you don't need to read the article.