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12-22-2014, 02:22 PM
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We have to go back, Kate!
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Hahahahahahahah. Excellent/
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12-22-2014, 02:29 PM
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Stairway to Heaven
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12-23-2014, 11:10 AM
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The Un-Tuckian
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LMAO @ 'Ferrous Bueller' & 'Ferric Derrick'. 
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12-28-2014, 09:27 AM
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The future is unwritten
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Hell yeah, good deal.
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The descent of man ~ Nixon, Friedman, Reagan, Trump. |
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12-29-2014, 11:52 PM
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I can hear my ears
Join Date: Oct 2003
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Doood, did you hear about the rioters in Ferguson? They looted a shoe store. Stole every pair of shoes except the work boots.
How do you know if you've slipped on black ice? When you get up, your wallet is missing. /racist
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01-01-2015, 07:45 PM
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UNDER CONDITIONAL MITIGATION
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Location: Austin, TX
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One of my favorite writers describing his recent vasectomy experience.
There is also a comic that goes with it, about the fact that his business partner (i.e. the artist half of the art/writing duo) decided against the procedure after all. |
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01-06-2015, 01:38 PM
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The future is unwritten
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I got yer new years resolutions right here...
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01-07-2015, 03:09 PM
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The future is unwritten
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01-09-2015, 04:34 PM
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To shreds, you say?
Join Date: Aug 2004
Location: in the house and on the street-how many, many feet we meet!
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01-09-2015, 04:55 PM
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Person who doesn't update the user title
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Location: Bottom lands of the Missoula floods
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The epilog is worth waiting for...
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01-12-2015, 08:20 PM
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NSABFD
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A Little 10-year-old girl was walking home, alone, from school one day, when a big man on a black motorcycle pulls up beside her. After following along for a wh...ile, turns to her and asks,
"Hey there little girl, do you want to go for a ride?" "NO!" says the little girl as she keeps on walking. The motorcyclist again pulls up beside her and asks, "Hey little girl, I will give you $10 if you hop on the back." "NO!" says the little girl again as she hurries down the street. The motorcyclist pulls up beside the little girl again and says, "Okay kid, my last offer! I'll give you 20 Bucks "and" a Big Bag of Candy if you will just hop on the back of my bike and we will go for a ride." Finally, the little girl stops and turns towards him and Screams Out... "Look Dad" "You're the one who bought the Honda instead of the Harley ...YOU RIDE IT!!"
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I've haven't left very deep footprints in the sands of time. But, boy I've left a bunch. |
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01-12-2015, 10:52 PM
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Person who doesn't update the user title
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I like that Buster.
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Annoy the ones that ignore you!!! I live a blessed life I Love my Country, I Fear the Government!!! Heavily medicated for the good of mankind. |
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01-12-2015, 11:16 PM
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I can hear my ears
Join Date: Oct 2003
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Thanks for not saying Yamaha
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