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Old 12-14-2014, 05:00 PM   #1
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UT cow orker is male and bigger than me
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Old 12-14-2014, 08:33 PM   #2
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Old 12-15-2014, 03:08 AM   #3
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(COVER THEIR ASS)


(COVER THE COMPANY'S ASS)
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Yep, Classic's got it. As someone who actually works for companies with HR departments I can say that this is it, in a nutshell. Sure, HR sounds all humany and resourcy. But don't be fooled.

Anyway, I would say to him "Hey, what is your favorite kind of candy to package, because you look to me like you prefer packing fudge."

That should totally take his mind off the whole racist thing.
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Old 12-15-2014, 08:19 AM   #4
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Yep, Classic's got it. As someone who actually works for companies with HR departments I can say that this is it, in a nutshell. Sure, HR sounds all humany and resourcy. But don't be fooled.

Anyway, I would say to him "Hey, what is your favorite kind of candy to package, because you look to me like you prefer packing fudge."

That should totally take his mind off the whole racist thing.
Christ you are funny as hell. Thanks for the mood lift.
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