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old Onion classic http://www.discospock.com/humor/Bassist_fellated.htm

Area Bassist Fellated

COLUMBUS, OH — According to reports, area musician Paul Simms, bass player for the local grunge/punk band The Dead Taybacks, was fellated early Sunday morning by an unknown woman. The fellatio, which occurred during a late-night party following a Dead Taybacks show at the Tar Pit in downtown Columbus, was described as "totally rockin'" by Simms, who formerly played bass for Claw Jockey.

A part-time college student who is currently looking for a place to stay, Simms was unable to identify his fellater, as he passed out shortly thereafter. Nonetheless, he remains optimistic about future occurrences of fellatio in his life, and credits his status as a band member for his fellatio success.

"The whole rock thing—the hair, the ripped clothes, the total disillusionment with the overwhelming, crushing commercialism of modern American life," said Simms, flipping his long, tousled locks out of his eyes with a flip of his hand. "Chicks dig it."

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...mistaking him for someone important in the band...

[infinite monkey]

Aww man, bass players get a bad rap. It's also funny to kid on drummers. But where would we be without the bassline, the drumline?

Just a bunch of guitar players getting off on themselves. IMO.