Sept 10, 2014: Petosky Stones

[xoxoxoBruce]

Originally Posted by RocketGirl

I'm thinking a field trip is in order here and we can start at Monster's backyard and progress from there, make it a world-wide effort.

Nope, can't stay at Monsters. She puts everyone within earshot into training for the Olympics, or at least the PanAm Games. You'd have a printed training schedule for the next month in you hand before you could get your boots off.

I heard the banana lady (MIL) won't come back, because last time she was doing pushups on the lawn at 5 AM, she caught pneumonia. But that's just a rumor.

[monster]

Originally Posted by xoxoxoBruce

Nope, can't stay at Monsters. She puts everyone within earshot into training for the Olympics, or at least the PanAm Games. You'd have a printed training schedule for the next month in you hand before you could get your boots off.

I heard the banana lady (MIL) won't come back, because last time she was doing pushups on the lawn at 5 AM, she caught pneumonia. But that's just a rumor.

Those who will not comply get compressed into Petoskey stones to sell on Ebay.....

[xoxoxoBruce]

Compressed into Petoskey stones?

They'll stone you when you're trying to be so good
They'll stone you just like they said they would
They'll stone you when you're trying to go home
They'll stone you when you're there all alone
But I would not feel so all alone
Everybody must get stoned


Uh, I mean, Yes Mistress.