What's bumming your stone today? - Page 37

infinite monkey · 09-09-2014, 12:15 PM

I still don't have a car. It'll be 2 weeks tomorrow. Called earlier and got "they're working on it still, but it's getting closer."

I could have attempted to obtain other transportation if I had any idea it would be this long.

And my packages from UPS were most likely stolen from my front porch. I don't know...never happened before but I have bad feelings about the new chick next door.

And some fake car coverage people keep calling trying to scam me.

I hate the world and most everything in it.

Oh, sorry. I'm supposed to be Suzie Sunshine. Eh.

glatt · 09-09-2014, 12:42 PM

Not in this thread, missy.

No Suzie Sunshine needed here.

Sorry about your car. Even the mechanics can't work in that engine bay. Grumble, grumble.

footfootfoot · 09-09-2014, 01:35 PM

Infie,

Why do you hate cars and Jesus? Every time you have car problems the baby Jesus weeps bitter tears. And god kills a kitten.

Enough with the car problems!

infinite monkey · 09-09-2014, 02:05 PM

Thanks guys. You were to the cheering me up with your sentences of kindness and jocularity.

foot, it ain't that I hate cars or baby jebus, really, it's just that they hate me and I would feel badly if I didn't reciprocate with some small measure of disdain. But I can't hold grudges very well so they keep sneaking back up on me. HAHA, they say, in a Nelsony way.

lumberjim · 09-09-2014, 04:47 PM

My fucken airbag light came on last night. Piss.

Aliantha · 09-09-2014, 05:44 PM

Mine has been flashing for ages. They said it's just a service reminder, but I have to take my car to the manufacturer for it because other mechanics can't do it or whatever.

glatt · 03-04-2015, 09:35 AM

It was raining slightly yesterday. I went down my front steps last night, which were slightly wet, and the concrete landing after the bottom step had a very thin layer of black ice covered in a wet slick. My feet immediately shot out from under me, time slowed down, I got out an emphatic "fuck!" just as I landed on the concrete slab right on my ass/tailbone. My reading glasses, which were on top of my head, flew off and got crushed. It knocked the wind out of me, and I felt nothing but pain. I was able to get up, and get in the car to go pick up my daughter.

Since then, I feel fine if I stay in a comfortable position, but if I lift my leg or shift my weight or something, I get a shooting pain in my tailbone.

I walked the mile to the Metro this morning, and I had to walk like an old man because it hurt every step I took.

Why the hell do we even have tail bones? We're humans, dammit.

Gravdigr · 03-04-2015, 04:13 PM

Tonight is $5 buckets, and the weather guessers are hollering 3-6 inches of snow and ice.

xoxoxoBruce · 03-04-2015, 05:13 PM

So buy two in case you can't get home.

Griff · 03-05-2015, 07:26 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by glatt

It was raining slightly yesterday. I went down my front steps last night, which were slightly wet, and the concrete landing after the bottom step had a very thin layer of black ice covered in a wet slick. My feet immediately shot out from under me, time slowed down, I got out an emphatic "fuck!" just as I landed on the concrete slab right on my ass/tailbone. My reading glasses, which were on top of my head, flew off and got crushed. It knocked the wind out of me, and I felt nothing but pain. I was able to get up, and get in the car to go pick up my daughter.

Since then, I feel fine if I stay in a comfortable position, but if I lift my leg or shift my weight or something, I get a shooting pain in my tailbone.

I walked the mile to the Metro this morning, and I had to walk like an old man because it hurt every step I took.

Why the hell do we even have tail bones? We're humans, dammit.

Be careful with that bro, backs have been wrecked from far less. I've been on a daily yoga/pilates kick since I changed jobs and am only now getting my lower back straightened out from a similar fall.

busterb · 03-05-2015, 12:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Gravdigr

Tonight is $5 buckets, and the weather guessers are hollering 3-6 inches of snow and ice.

The church is near but the road is icy; the bar is far away but I will walk carefully.

Gravdigr · 03-05-2015, 03:19 PM

Damn, Glatt, that sucks, man.

I'm sorry about ur tailbone.

glatt · 03-05-2015, 04:22 PM

Thanks guys. It's slowly getting better. Used to be a sharp stabbing pain whenever I moved, but now it's more of an occasional dull pain. I'm hopeful it will be fine in a few more days.

lumberjim · 03-05-2015, 10:26 PM

It could have been worse.

Could have been me.

chrisinhouston · 03-06-2015, 09:24 AM

Well actually this happened yesterday... I figured my new Canon camera would arrive on Thursday or Friday and was making plans to be home most of the day as it will require a signature. So yesterday I ran an errand at 11AM and came home to find an attempted delivery notice on my door from the postman who normally never comes down my street until 5PM. The notice said the package could be picked up today so I have been patiently waiting to go to the PO when they open.

09-09-2014, 12:42 PM	#542
glatt ™ Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Arlington, VA Posts: 27,717	Not in this thread, missy. No Suzie Sunshine needed here. Sorry about your car. Even the mechanics can't work in that engine bay. Grumble, grumble. Last edited by glatt; 09-09-2014 at 12:48 PM.

09-09-2014, 01:35 PM	#543
footfootfoot To shreds, you say? Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: in the house and on the street-how many, many feet we meet! Posts: 18,449	Infie, Why do you hate cars and Jesus? Every time you have car problems the baby Jesus weeps bitter tears. And god kills a kitten. Enough with the car problems! __________________ The internet is a hateful stew of vomit you can never take completely seriously. - Her Fobs

09-09-2014, 04:47 PM	#545
lumberjim I can hear my ears Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 25,571	My fucken airbag light came on last night. Piss. __________________ This body holding me reminds me of my own mortality Embrace this moment, remember We are eternal, all this pain is an illusion ~MJKeenan

09-09-2014, 05:44 PM	#546
Aliantha trying hard to be a better person Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Brisbane, Australia Posts: 16,493	Mine has been flashing for ages. They said it's just a service reminder, but I have to take my car to the manufacturer for it because other mechanics can't do it or whatever. __________________ Kind words are the music of the world. F. W. Faber

03-04-2015, 04:13 PM	#548
Gravdigr The Un-Tuckian Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: South Central...KY that is Posts: 39,517	Tonight is $5 buckets, and the weather guessers are hollering 3-6 inches of snow and ice. __________________ These statements have not been evaluated by the FDA, EPA, FBI, DEA, CDC, or FDIC. These statements are not intended to diagnose, cause, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. If you feel you have been harmed/offended by, or, disagree with any of the above statements or images, please feel free to fuck right off.

09-09-2014, 12:15 PM	#541
infinite monkey Person who doesn't update the user title Join Date: Mar 2011 Posts: 13,002	I still don't have a car. It'll be 2 weeks tomorrow. Called earlier and got "they're working on it still, but it's getting closer." I could have attempted to obtain other transportation if I had any idea it would be this long. And my packages from UPS were most likely stolen from my front porch. I don't know...never happened before but I have bad feelings about the new chick next door. And some fake car coverage people keep calling trying to scam me. I hate the world and most everything in it. Oh, sorry. I'm supposed to be Suzie Sunshine. Eh.

09-09-2014, 02:05 PM	#544
infinite monkey Person who doesn't update the user title Join Date: Mar 2011 Posts: 13,002	Thanks guys. You were to the cheering me up with your sentences of kindness and jocularity. foot, it ain't that I hate cars or baby jebus, really, it's just that they hate me and I would feel badly if I didn't reciprocate with some small measure of disdain. But I can't hold grudges very well so they keep sneaking back up on me. HAHA, they say, in a Nelsony way.

03-04-2015, 09:35 AM	#547
glatt ™ Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Arlington, VA Posts: 27,717	It was raining slightly yesterday. I went down my front steps last night, which were slightly wet, and the concrete landing after the bottom step had a very thin layer of black ice covered in a wet slick. My feet immediately shot out from under me, time slowed down, I got out an emphatic "fuck!" just as I landed on the concrete slab right on my ass/tailbone. My reading glasses, which were on top of my head, flew off and got crushed. It knocked the wind out of me, and I felt nothing but pain. I was able to get up, and get in the car to go pick up my daughter. Since then, I feel fine if I stay in a comfortable position, but if I lift my leg or shift my weight or something, I get a shooting pain in my tailbone. I walked the mile to the Metro this morning, and I had to walk like an old man because it hurt every step I took. Why the hell do we even have tail bones? We're humans, dammit.

03-04-2015, 05:13 PM	#549
xoxoxoBruce The future is unwritten Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 71,105	So buy two in case you can't get home. __________________ The descent of man ~ Nixon, Friedman, Reagan, Trump.

03-05-2015, 03:19 PM	#552
Gravdigr The Un-Tuckian Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: South Central...KY that is Posts: 39,517	Damn, Glatt, that sucks, man. I'm sorry about ur tailbone. __________________ These statements have not been evaluated by the FDA, EPA, FBI, DEA, CDC, or FDIC. These statements are not intended to diagnose, cause, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. If you feel you have been harmed/offended by, or, disagree with any of the above statements or images, please feel free to fuck right off.

03-05-2015, 04:22 PM	#553
glatt ™ Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Arlington, VA Posts: 27,717	Thanks guys. It's slowly getting better. Used to be a sharp stabbing pain whenever I moved, but now it's more of an occasional dull pain. I'm hopeful it will be fine in a few more days.

03-05-2015, 10:26 PM	#554
lumberjim I can hear my ears Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 25,571	It could have been worse. Could have been me. __________________ This body holding me reminds me of my own mortality Embrace this moment, remember We are eternal, all this pain is an illusion ~MJKeenan

03-06-2015, 09:24 AM	#555
chrisinhouston Professor Join Date: Sep 2001 Location: Houston TX Posts: 1,857	Well actually this happened yesterday... I figured my new Canon camera would arrive on Thursday or Friday and was making plans to be home most of the day as it will require a signature. So yesterday I ran an errand at 11AM and came home to find an attempted delivery notice on my door from the postman who normally never comes down my street until 5PM. The notice said the package could be picked up today so I have been patiently waiting to go to the PO when they open.

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