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Old 08-23-2014, 02:19 PM   #1
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ortho - they sell emergency dental kits at pharmacies, wal-greens, walmart, etc. for only a few dollars.

the best solution is to get a big hammer or a brick. hold it in your hand. then smash your big toe as hard as you can. it magically makes the toothache disappear
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Old 08-23-2014, 02:24 PM   #2
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ortho - they sell emergency dental kits at pharmacies, wal-greens, walmart, etc. for only a few dollars.

the best solution is to get a big hammer or a brick. hold it in your hand. then smash your big toe as hard as you can. it magically makes the toothache disappear
Hahaha owwww ... think I'll try the Anbesol first. And the emergency kit. I wonder if those have zinc oxide and eugenol?
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Old 08-23-2014, 11:02 PM   #3
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Hahaha owwww ... think I'll try the Anbesol first. And the emergency kit. I wonder if those have zinc oxide and eugenol?
yes. a real solution is to score some cocaine and put in your tooth. then super glue is used to seal it.
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Old 08-23-2014, 11:15 PM   #4
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yes. a real solution is to score some cocaine and put in your tooth. then super glue is used to seal it.
Somehow I suspect that would get me fired. Not cool for the MRO to have benzoylecgonine showing up.
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