8-11-14: Royal Privilege

[xoxoxoBruce]

Damifino, I've no use for them unless they're cheaper than the balloons used to get kids in the van if the free candy doesn't work.

[Sheldonrs]

Originally Posted by xoxoxoBruce

Damifino, I've no use for them unless they're cheaper than the balloons used to get kids in the van if the free candy doesn't work.

I thought you switched to bunnies and puppies.

[xoxoxoBruce]

Damn kids kept stealing 'em, and the SPCA makes you pay for the damn things they were gonna gas anyway. Thought I could recoup by eating them, but when the little blighters stole 'em, it nearly bankrupted me.

[Sheldonrs]

Originally Posted by xoxoxoBruce

Damn kids kept stealing 'em, and the SPCA makes you pay for the damn things they were gonna gas anyway. Thought I could recoup by eating them, but when the little blighters stole 'em, it nearly bankrupted me.

If the kids are small enough, a freshly dead bunny or puppy looks like it's sleeping...or so I've been told.

[xoxoxoBruce]

Used a dead animal to trick the children into my soundproof padded van? You sick bastard.

[Sheldonrs]

Originally Posted by xoxoxoBruce

Used a dead animal to trick the children into my soundproof padded van? You sick bastard.

I never said the van was padded, you wimp!!!

[xoxoxoBruce]

Originally Posted by Sheldonrs

I never said the van was padded, you wimp!!!

Uh... er... that's for noise, yeah that's it, noise abatement. Those soprano screams carry for miles in the night air.

Shit... no Tony, I wasn't trash talking the Sopranos, honest. No, honest to god, nothing about the family. Really, please, please no NO!