Lighting the bulb of brilliance

[wolf]

Originally posted by Beestie
Suggestion. Move away. Far. Nothing cures family bullshit like miles.

Changing your phone number and unlisting it is cheaper.

Of course, there's always the chance that one of the few relatives you like will provide your contact information to the relatives you don't.

Sometimes the more persistant idiots will "drop by."

Shotgun pellets that miss but they feel pass through their hair tend to underline the point that this is not welcome.

The warning that the second barrel will be right online is usually unnecessary.