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infinite monkey · 06-05-2014, 04:09 PM

If smart phones are so smart, how come the screen is completely invisible in the sunshine?

Also (TMI WARNING): I have neon yellow mucus coming out my nose, after a month of an awful cold or whatever it's been. Like toxic waste colored neon yellow.

You might think it's funny, but it's snot.

glatt · 06-05-2014, 04:20 PM

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Originally Posted by infinite monkey

but it's snot.

Hee hee!

That never gets old.

glatt · 06-05-2014, 04:25 PM

I came in here to post this. I picked up a pound bag of lightly salted roasted almonds at Whole Foods yesterday. They are yummy to munch on as a snack.

As I picked one up to pop in my mouth, I noticed it had a fuzzy tail. WTF?
So I split it open and looked inside. Too dam small to see with my crappy eyes, but my phone can see.
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And I unfolded a couple of paper clips and started pulling the fuzzy tail apart. I think that's a bug!
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It was roasted, so safe to eat. But I chose not to.

Be careful with those almonds folks. Look at them before you pop them in your mouth,

glatt · 06-05-2014, 04:26 PM

Holy attachments Batman!

Edit: Phew. That's better.

06-05-2014, 04:09 PM	#1
infinite monkey Person who doesn't update the user title Join Date: Mar 2011 Posts: 13,002	If smart phones are so smart, how come the screen is completely invisible in the sunshine? Also (TMI WARNING): I have neon yellow mucus coming out my nose, after a month of an awful cold or whatever it's been. Like toxic waste colored neon yellow. You might think it's funny, but it's snot. Last edited by infinite monkey; 06-05-2014 at 04:14 PM.

06-05-2014, 04:25 PM	#3
glatt ™ Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Arlington, VA Posts: 27,717	I came in here to post this. I picked up a pound bag of lightly salted roasted almonds at Whole Foods yesterday. They are yummy to munch on as a snack. As I picked one up to pop in my mouth, I noticed it had a fuzzy tail. WTF? So I split it open and looked inside. Too dam small to see with my crappy eyes, but my phone can see. And I unfolded a couple of paper clips and started pulling the fuzzy tail apart. I think that's a bug! It was roasted, so safe to eat. But I chose not to. Be careful with those almonds folks. Look at them before you pop them in your mouth,

06-05-2014, 04:26 PM	#4
glatt ™ Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Arlington, VA Posts: 27,717	Holy attachments Batman! Edit: Phew. That's better.

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