Dirt poor?

[Clodfobble]

why doesn't he just leave and create his OWN goddamned land, since this land isn't "good enough", or whatever the fuck.

Actually, some national Libertarian organization (I forget which one) sort of decided to do just that. They chose New Hampshire, because it's the state with the laws already most closely matching their goals, and also because the population is small enough that several thousand people of a like mindset moving in could genuinely affect things.

Thousands have already moved, and around ten thousand have pledged to do so, IIRC.