what ever happened to good old porn flicks?

phillybilly · 03-31-2004, 02:32 PM

besides trying to get my own porn label started, since I'm from Philadelphia I would call it the 'dirty quaker'.....with an old man in a billy penn suit with the most lewd smile you can think of

The other thing I would LOVE to do, would be a to make a porn show, ALA mystery science theater!

I mean come one!!! The indie scene would love it!!

get the REAL bad one's from like the 60'-70's-80's & 90's and just have at them!!

Instead of Tom Servo it could be Tom Cervix
Instead of crow T. Robot it could be Russ T. Knob
Instead of Mike or Joel I would have black guy named Tyrone Shoes and he sits home all day instead of working and watches porn! (of course his baby mamma works to pay the bills) OR if you think that may be to of 'color' I would have a white named Phil McGroin and he's lives in his Mom's basement and watches porn while she's asleep......

THAT WOULD BE GREAT!!!

Oh well I can dream, Later!

03-31-2004, 02:32 PM	#24
phillybilly Belt Conveyor Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Philadelphia, Pa Posts: 68	That's weird... besides trying to get my own porn label started, since I'm from Philadelphia I would call it the 'dirty quaker'.....with an old man in a billy penn suit with the most lewd smile you can think of The other thing I would LOVE to do, would be a to make a porn show, ALA mystery science theater! I mean come one!!! The indie scene would love it!! get the REAL bad one's from like the 60'-70's-80's & 90's and just have at them!! Instead of Tom Servo it could be Tom Cervix Instead of crow T. Robot it could be Russ T. Knob Instead of Mike or Joel I would have black guy named Tyrone Shoes and he sits home all day instead of working and watches porn! (of course his baby mamma works to pay the bills) OR if you think that may be to of 'color' I would have a white named Phil McGroin and he's lives in his Mom's basement and watches porn while she's asleep...... THAT WOULD BE GREAT!!! Oh well I can dream, Later!

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