What do women want? - Page 4

footfootfoot · 12-19-2013, 12:24 PM

Don't take it that way, Klyde. I seriously doubt I'll ever find myself in the position of being married, (again) either.

JBKlyde · 12-19-2013, 12:35 PM

I dunno I'd like to at-least try it once, I'm only 35 if I don't get married by the time I turn 45 I'll just adopt some kid to carry on my name.

BigV · 12-19-2013, 12:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Clodfobble

there's a lid for every pot.

Keep the faith JBK.

Big Sarge · 12-19-2013, 12:39 PM

JB - I was making some jokes in very poor taste. Never raise your hand to a woman or harm a child. Only the most vile or despicable man would do this. Treat a woman like a princess and if she is a good woman she will treat you like a prince.

Don't speak of hitting a woman again or you will lose me as a friend. This is very serious to me. Also, don't mock gays for wearing nail polish. Currently my toe nails are painted red and purple because my daughter likes to do it. Nail polish doesn't make you any less of a man. Also, I wear make up in public to cover the ruddy skin on part of my face. I even wear fake eyebrows at times. Just because I do things to make me look less of a freak in public and make my daughter happy doesn't make me any less of a man

Dana - I apologize for making the crack about having my supper made and watching me play PS4

JBKlyde · 12-19-2013, 12:45 PM

I grew up in that kind of world.. I'm not saying it's right.. just a given fact.. nuff said.. sorry

Big Sarge · 12-19-2013, 01:06 PM

JB - You have the power with the Lord's help to break that cycle of abuse. I believe in you

DanaC · 12-19-2013, 01:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Big Sarge

Dana - I apologize for making the crack about having my supper made and watching me play PS4

There was no offence taken, m'dear. I thought it was funny.

footfootfoot · 12-19-2013, 01:18 PM

*group hug*

Sundae · 12-19-2013, 01:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JBKlyde

I dunno I'd like to at-least try it once, I'm only 35 if I don't get married by the time I turn 45 I'll just adopt some kid to carry on my name.

Let's hope the poor boy isn't gay.

DanaC · 12-19-2013, 01:26 PM

'Cause, like, carrying on your name is the most important consideration when deciding to adopt 'some kid'.

glatt · 12-19-2013, 01:30 PM

And having the attitude of trying it "at least once" is a great way to start a successful marriage.

Big Sarge · 12-19-2013, 01:31 PM

Now Sundae, it's a little different for you. If I was over there I would have to give you a good spanking.

DanaC · 12-19-2013, 01:33 PM

Ahhh, Klyde the Barbarian. No one could ever accuse you of being boring.

Big Sarge · 12-19-2013, 01:36 PM

Hey guys,

JB has a apologized and faces daily challenges we can't start to fathom. Let's give him a break (please).

DanaC · 12-19-2013, 01:37 PM

Fair enough.

But I reserve the right to refer to JB as Klyde the Barbarian from now until I get bored with it.

12-19-2013, 12:24 PM	#46
footfootfoot To shreds, you say? Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: in the house and on the street-how many, many feet we meet! Posts: 18,449	Don't take it that way, Klyde. I seriously doubt I'll ever find myself in the position of being married, (again) either. __________________ The internet is a hateful stew of vomit you can never take completely seriously. - Her Fobs

12-19-2013, 12:39 PM	#49
Big Sarge Werepandas - lurking in your shadows Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: In the Deep South Posts: 3,408	JB - I was making some jokes in very poor taste. Never raise your hand to a woman or harm a child. Only the most vile or despicable man would do this. Treat a woman like a princess and if she is a good woman she will treat you like a prince. Don't speak of hitting a woman again or you will lose me as a friend. This is very serious to me. Also, don't mock gays for wearing nail polish. Currently my toe nails are painted red and purple because my daughter likes to do it. Nail polish doesn't make you any less of a man. Also, I wear make up in public to cover the ruddy skin on part of my face. I even wear fake eyebrows at times. Just because I do things to make me look less of a freak in public and make my daughter happy doesn't make me any less of a man Dana - I apologize for making the crack about having my supper made and watching me play PS4 __________________ Give a man a match, & he'll be warm for 20 seconds. But toss that man a white phosphorus grenade and he'll be warm for the rest of his life. Last edited by Big Sarge; 12-19-2013 at 12:50 PM.

12-19-2013, 01:06 PM	#51
Big Sarge Werepandas - lurking in your shadows Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: In the Deep South Posts: 3,408	JB - You have the power with the Lord's help to break that cycle of abuse. I believe in you __________________ Give a man a match, & he'll be warm for 20 seconds. But toss that man a white phosphorus grenade and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.

12-19-2013, 01:18 PM	#53
footfootfoot To shreds, you say? Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: in the house and on the street-how many, many feet we meet! Posts: 18,449	group hug __________________ The internet is a hateful stew of vomit you can never take completely seriously. - Her Fobs

12-19-2013, 01:31 PM	#57
Big Sarge Werepandas - lurking in your shadows Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: In the Deep South Posts: 3,408	Now Sundae, it's a little different for you. If I was over there I would have to give you a good spanking. __________________ Give a man a match, & he'll be warm for 20 seconds. But toss that man a white phosphorus grenade and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.

12-19-2013, 12:35 PM	#47
JBKlyde Banned Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Encrypted Into an AmpitheaterWall Posts: 1,722	I dunno I'd like to at-least try it once, I'm only 35 if I don't get married by the time I turn 45 I'll just adopt some kid to carry on my name.

12-19-2013, 12:45 PM	#50
JBKlyde Banned Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Encrypted Into an AmpitheaterWall Posts: 1,722	I grew up in that kind of world.. I'm not saying it's right.. just a given fact.. nuff said.. sorry

12-19-2013, 01:30 PM	#56
glatt ™ Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Arlington, VA Posts: 27,717	And having the attitude of trying it "at least once" is a great way to start a successful marriage.

12-19-2013, 01:36 PM	#59
Big Sarge Werepandas - lurking in your shadows Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: In the Deep South Posts: 3,408	Hey guys, JB has a apologized and faces daily challenges we can't start to fathom. Let's give him a break (please). __________________ Give a man a match, & he'll be warm for 20 seconds. But toss that man a white phosphorus grenade and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.

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