Food, State by State

[Clodfobble]

25. Bull testicles (Montana)

Oddly, bull testicles come in so low on the list not because of ew, cow nads!!1! (seriously, the weirdest thing about eating bull testicles is the bizarre interspecies gay panic—"I don't put no balls in this-a-here mouth!"—they arouse in the food-scared weenie population), but because, eh, they're just not all that exciting. What else you got, Montana? Come back with, like, eyeball pie or something. Cow-snot poppers. Braised asshole. Something really challenging. Welcome to Jeb's Montana Steakhouse! Try the heifer surprise: She gives birth right into your open mouth!

[infinite monkey]

I was scrolling through the list and wondered what Ohio's would be. Then I thought "cincy style chili." and when I read the description I laughed and laughed. I can eat a Skyline hot dog with shredded cheese but the rest is on par with White Castle as far as crap food that's inexplicably popular!

[Gravdigr]

Originally Posted by infinite monkey

..."cincy style chili." and when I read the description I laughed and laughed...

That was funny. All those descriptions were.
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It sounds similar to my own version of Son-Of-A-Bitch Stew...Take a large pot, and put everything in the kitchen in that son-of-a-bitch.