The Horrors of the Outdoors

[BryanD]

what can go wrong camping? Let's see:

Camp in a depression "to avoid the wind"... and realize that "depression=bowl" when the wind turned into rain.

Go camping planning to use a 3 sided tent (basically just a tarp) and have a cold front come in and dump snow across the feet of all in the tent, which promptly melted, making wet bottomed sleeping bags.

Wake up with an unexpected weight on your chest. Open your eyes to find yourself face to face with a skunk.

Be in the same tent as the skunk-finder when they sit up with a start, begin yelling and throwing shoes and anything else handy at the skunk.

Go camping with a someone who hates going camping and has no qualms to tell you how much they hate it.