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Old 10-01-2013, 06:57 PM   #1
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Two TV antennas met on a roof and fell in love. The wedding wasn't much, but the reception was OUTSTANDING.
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Old 10-01-2013, 08:52 PM   #2
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Old 10-01-2013, 09:42 PM   #3
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A man brings his best buddy home for dinner unannounced at 5:30 after work.

His wife screams at him as his friend listens in. “My hair & makeup are not done, the house is a mess, the dishes are not done, I’m still in my pajamas and I can’t be bothered with cooking tonight! What the hell did you bring him home for?

“Because he’s thinking of getting married.”
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Old 10-02-2013, 06:06 AM   #4
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A man brings his best buddy home for dinner unannounced at 5:30 after work.

His wife screams at him as his friend listens in. “My hair & makeup are not done, the house is a mess, the dishes are not done, I’m still in my pajamas and I can’t be bothered with cooking tonight! What the hell did you bring him home for?

“Because he’s thinking of getting married.”
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Old 10-02-2013, 05:47 AM   #5
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Old 10-03-2013, 04:21 PM   #6
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Two TV antennas met on a roof and fell in love. The wedding wasn't much, but the reception was OUTSTANDING.
Dammit, I fell for that, again.
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