Keeping up the Stereotypes

lumberjim · 09-17-2013, 06:56 AM

As a (eventual) divorcee, I have a younger, blonde girlfriend? And a motorcycle.

Lamplighter · 09-17-2013, 08:16 AM

As a member of Toastmasters, I often discuss things by giving 3 answers to almost any question.

As a professor, I have a beard, wear wrinkled clothes, used to smoke a pipe.
As a state employee, I carry a cell phone and a pen in my shirt pocket,
- and despise elected politicians who want to run government as a business
As a businessman, I smile a lot, pay attention to $, and talk as if taxes are too high.

As a westerner, I go camping and fishing and prefer traveling by car
As a dog owner, I have Labrador Retrievers, and little tolerance for cats and none for caged birds
As a liberal, I'm a news junkie, and drive a pickup with bumper stickers that poke fun at the GOP

As an adult married male, I try to fix things around the house.
As a grandfather, I give stuff away to my g-kids when they visit
As a husband I love and kiss my wife daily, and pretend she is always right

09-17-2013, 06:56 AM	#1
lumberjim I can hear my ears Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 25,571	As a (eventual) divorcee, I have a younger, blonde girlfriend? And a motorcycle. __________________ This body holding me reminds me of my own mortality Embrace this moment, remember We are eternal, all this pain is an illusion ~MJKeenan

09-17-2013, 08:16 AM	#2
Lamplighter Person who doesn't update the user title Join Date: Jun 2010 Location: Bottom lands of the Missoula floods Posts: 6,402	As a member of Toastmasters, I often discuss things by giving 3 answers to almost any question. As a professor, I have a beard, wear wrinkled clothes, used to smoke a pipe. As a state employee, I carry a cell phone and a pen in my shirt pocket, - and despise elected politicians who want to run government as a business As a businessman, I smile a lot, pay attention to $, and talk as if taxes are too high. As a westerner, I go camping and fishing and prefer traveling by car As a dog owner, I have Labrador Retrievers, and little tolerance for cats and none for caged birds As a liberal, I'm a news junkie, and drive a pickup with bumper stickers that poke fun at the GOP As an adult married male, I try to fix things around the house. As a grandfather, I give stuff away to my g-kids when they visit As a husband I love and kiss my wife daily, and pretend she is always right

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