Humor...I Need Humor...

Clodfobble · 08-26-2013, 01:58 PM

Quote:

The first nun has a stroke.

This is my new replacement for, "The nun fainted."

BigV · 08-26-2013, 04:45 PM

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Originally Posted by Clodfobble

This is my new replacement for, "The nun fainted."

You want some more material to choose from? Nun tops this list.

limegreenc · 08-26-2013, 10:17 PM

I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.

If 4 out of 5 people SUFFER from diarrhea... does that mean that one enjoys it?

Never, under any circumstances, take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night.

Crowded elevators smell different to midgets.

What's the difference between love, true love, and showing off?
Spitting, swallowing, and gargling.

Q: What can a husband do when his wife is going through menopause? A: Keep busy. If he's handy with tools, he can finish the basement. Then when he's finished, he'll have a place to live.

08-26-2013, 10:17 PM	#3
limegreenc shed door curio Join Date: Jun 2013 Location: Canada Posts: 406	I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car. If 4 out of 5 people SUFFER from diarrhea... does that mean that one enjoys it? Never, under any circumstances, take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night. Crowded elevators smell different to midgets. What's the difference between love, true love, and showing off? Spitting, swallowing, and gargling. Q: What can a husband do when his wife is going through menopause? A: Keep busy. If he's handy with tools, he can finish the basement. Then when he's finished, he'll have a place to live.

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