rank the fruits - Page 3

monster · 08-13-2013, 10:53 PM

Kenneth Williams
John Inman
Graham Norton
Julian Clary
Eddie Izzard

BigV · 08-14-2013, 02:30 AM

lol

Sundae · 08-14-2013, 08:57 AM

Eddie Izzard is the only straight man.

lumberjim · 08-14-2013, 09:10 AM

Inman is a great name for a fagula.

Sundae · 08-14-2013, 09:12 AM

Izzard is a great name for any penis-toting male

monster · 08-14-2013, 11:04 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sundae

Eddie Izzard is the only straight man.

so what?

Sundae · 08-14-2013, 11:08 AM

Was trying to make a mildly amusing connection re straight man (hetero) and straight man (comedian)
Didn't really come off.

Probably because Izzard invariably works alone. Except the updated Four Yorkshireman sketch of great repute.

BigV · 08-22-2013, 11:23 AM

graph the fruits

Sundae · 08-22-2013, 12:54 PM

Pink grapefruit. I like.
I admit it's easier as a juice though.

glatt · 08-22-2013, 01:00 PM

I always though grapefruit was no good, until my wife started getting crates of them shipped from Florida around Christmas. Those are absolutely awesome.

Gravdigr · 08-23-2013, 09:11 AM

Except with blood pressure meds.

Sundae · 08-23-2013, 09:21 AM

I know.
When I first bought pink grapefruit juice it was as if I'd brought home rat poison in a bottle labelled Yummy, Yummy Stuff, Get You Feeling Fizzy With No Consequences.
Mum pitched a fit. On Dad's behalf.

I actually stuck a label across the opening in case he mistook the size of the carton, and the different packaging AND the colour of the juice...
I don't have to do that any more, in the same way I don't have to label my knickers so that Dad doesn't wear them. He gets confused, but he's not a complete basket case.

I do get where Mum was coming from though.

monster · 08-23-2013, 03:18 PM

Sundae · 08-24-2013, 02:43 AM

I love that!
I want it for the 'rents' kitchen...

Spexxvet · 08-26-2013, 09:23 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Undertoad

Well the whole good versus bad thing is part of it. I like bananas okay, but they are all cloned, so they are all pretty much identical. They're all a 7. If they had decided to vary, then you could find some that were a 10, but no. Unlike the strawberry, which ranges from 1 to 10.

Don't worry, all the mass-market bananas will have died off in 10 to 30 years. So eat 'em if you got 'em.

Quote:

"There are some amazingly delicious bananas out there. My favorite is called the Lacatan. It's from the Philippines. And it's the — you know, banana enthusiasts, such as they are, many of them believe it's the best tasting banana in the world, and I would have to agree with that. It's got a very intense, creamy flavor. They're a red banana, and you do see some red bananas in gourmet stores here, which are related to the Lacatan. But they're quite inferior, although they're still better than Cavendish."

08-13-2013, 10:53 PM	#31
monster I hear them call the tide Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Perpetual Chaos Posts: 30,852	Kenneth Williams John Inman Graham Norton Julian Clary Eddie Izzard __________________ The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity Amelia Earhart

08-14-2013, 02:30 AM	#32
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08-14-2013, 08:57 AM	#33
Sundae polaroid of perfection Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: West Yorkshire Posts: 24,185	Eddie Izzard is the only straight man. __________________ Life's hard you know, so strike a pose on a Cadillac

08-14-2013, 09:10 AM	#34
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08-14-2013, 09:12 AM	#35
Sundae polaroid of perfection Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: West Yorkshire Posts: 24,185	Izzard is a great name for any penis-toting male __________________ Life's hard you know, so strike a pose on a Cadillac

08-14-2013, 11:08 AM	#37
Sundae polaroid of perfection Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: West Yorkshire Posts: 24,185	Was trying to make a mildly amusing connection re straight man (hetero) and straight man (comedian) Didn't really come off. Probably because Izzard invariably works alone. Except the updated Four Yorkshireman sketch of great repute. __________________ Life's hard you know, so strike a pose on a Cadillac

08-22-2013, 11:23 AM	#38
BigV Goon Squad Leader Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Seattle Posts: 27,063	graph the fruits __________________ Be Just and Fear Not.

08-22-2013, 12:54 PM	#39
Sundae polaroid of perfection Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: West Yorkshire Posts: 24,185	Pink grapefruit. I like. I admit it's easier as a juice though. __________________ Life's hard you know, so strike a pose on a Cadillac

08-22-2013, 01:00 PM	#40
glatt ™ Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Arlington, VA Posts: 27,717	I always though grapefruit was no good, until my wife started getting crates of them shipped from Florida around Christmas. Those are absolutely awesome.

08-23-2013, 09:11 AM	#41
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08-23-2013, 09:21 AM	#42
Sundae polaroid of perfection Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: West Yorkshire Posts: 24,185	I know. When I first bought pink grapefruit juice it was as if I'd brought home rat poison in a bottle labelled Yummy, Yummy Stuff, Get You Feeling Fizzy With No Consequences. Mum pitched a fit. On Dad's behalf. I actually stuck a label across the opening in case he mistook the size of the carton, and the different packaging AND the colour of the juice... I don't have to do that any more, in the same way I don't have to label my knickers so that Dad doesn't wear them. He gets confused, but he's not a complete basket case. I do get where Mum was coming from though. __________________ Life's hard you know, so strike a pose on a Cadillac

08-23-2013, 03:18 PM	#43
monster I hear them call the tide Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Perpetual Chaos Posts: 30,852	__________________ The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity Amelia Earhart

08-24-2013, 02:43 AM	#44
Sundae polaroid of perfection Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: West Yorkshire Posts: 24,185	I love that! I want it for the 'rents' kitchen... __________________ Life's hard you know, so strike a pose on a Cadillac

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