What's mildly irritating you today?

[ZenGum]

I went looking for an old story I saw in a JPEG of a medical juornal about a woman who went to the doctor fearing cervical cancer and found her partner of the night before had simply inserted a clove of garlic while she slept (... without waking her!).

I couldn't find the story, but "garlic vagina" returns over a million hits on google. This is totally a thing.

[Clodfobble]

Originally Posted by ZenGum

I went looking for an old story I saw in a JPEG of a medical juornal about a woman who went to the doctor fearing cervical cancer and found her partner of the night before had simply inserted a clove of garlic while she slept (... without waking her!).

I couldn't find the story, but "garlic vagina" returns over a million hits on google. This is totally a thing.

Yeah, "My partner put it up there while I slept" is the female equivalent of "I fell on it." A clove of garlic up the hoo-ha is one of many supposed home remedies for a yeast infection. I'd bet any amount of money that she stuck it up there herself, then couldn't get it back out again.

[ZenGum]

Originally Posted by Clodfobble

Yeah, "My partner put it up there while I slept" is the female equivalent of "I fell on it."

The proper excuse is "I fell on it while doing the housework in the nude". I mean, you have to come up with a believable explanation.

Ortho, that sounds like one of the less fun jobs to get in the casualty ward. I'm sure there are much, much worse.