Why Slang hates New York

[Slartibartfast]

They should make politicians take IQ tests before running for office, and then subsequently every forty minutes of time when they are in office.

While this is an attempt to stop them from legislating under the influence of stupidity, it can be bypassed by having a smart secretary take the test in the place of the politician. We are working on an IQ test that could recognize and passively monitor the politician and immediatly shut down their legal powers the moment they start spouting idiocies.

The one fear we have is that this country will be left leaderless as ALL politicians will flunk...