YIPES! Why can't the world see how incredibly cool I am?

[xoxoxoBruce]

I see an immediate bench warrant and wanted posters.

[IamSam]

Originally Posted by xoxoxoBruce

I see an immediate bench warrant and wanted posters.

The only wanted posters around here usually feature coyotes. Although, once I did see one of my old next door neighbor's son before they finally caught him.

As for bench warrents, why do you think I spend so much time camped out in the middle of nowhere? It sure ain't for my arthritis. I'll tell you that.

Seriously, while I wouldn't actually mail my OP to any Court in Colorado, there is a sort of informal process where you can ask to speak with a traffic judge and explain your situation. Now and then they'll even let you off if you don't have a bunch of outstanding citations, and the Judge just got some in his private chambers with his secretary.