What's mildly amusing you today?

infinite monkey · 04-15-2013, 08:00 AM

I hope this doesn't reformat. I got an email in my spam account that came out looking like this:

We at Careerbuilder definitely know how hard it is to find=
a decent job. Our team of submit ion technicians analyze thousand of jo=
bs to deliver you the best promotional opportunities. Our business partn=
ers ABC Business International have ranked high in our statistics and we=
are promoting their Job Opportunity directly to you for your notice: =
=
Description Operations C=
lerk/Online Office Sales =
Salary: $2,000/month (plus 5% for every completed order) =
Job duties: =
• Plan,direct, coordinate=
the customers; =
• Receive/send payments; =
• Keep accurate records of al=
l company's transactions. =
• Manage the company's online business bank=
ing. Requirements =
Qualifications requirements: =
• Str=
ong communications skills( to be able to communicate with customers, inv=
estors, partners, management); =
• Solid analytical and problem solving s=
kills; • =
Strong planning and organizational skills to balance and prior=
itize work; &b=
ull; Good computer skills; =
Please send your resume and cover letter at hr@abc-inter.com =
to be considered for this position. =
If you have any questions or need assistance, please contact =
Client Support Specialist at 800-891-8880. =
Thank you, =
CareerBuilder Promotional Team =
This is not a spam. If you have questions regarding this ema=
il please contact customer support at =
800-891-8880. =

It did reformat a little but the &bull parts cracked me up. Must be an HTML thing? Anyway, I got enough bull here.

My next job will be in a NO BULL (OR BULLY) facility.

glatt · 04-15-2013, 08:13 AM

I wouldn't be so quick to dismiss that. It sounds totally legit.

04-15-2013, 08:00 AM	#1
infinite monkey Person who doesn't update the user title Join Date: Mar 2011 Posts: 13,002	I hope this doesn't reformat. I got an email in my spam account that came out looking like this: We at Careerbuilder definitely know how hard it is to find= a decent job. Our team of submit ion technicians analyze thousand of jo= bs to deliver you the best promotional opportunities. Our business partn= ers ABC Business International have ranked high in our statistics and we= are promoting their Job Opportunity directly to you for your notice: = = Description Operations C= lerk/Online Office Sales = Salary: $2,000/month (plus 5% for every completed order) = Job duties: = • Plan,direct, coordinate= the customers; = • Receive/send payments; = • Keep accurate records of al= l company's transactions. = • Manage the company's online business bank= ing. Requirements = Qualifications requirements: = • Str= ong communications skills( to be able to communicate with customers, inv= estors, partners, management); = • Solid analytical and problem solving s= kills; • = Strong planning and organizational skills to balance and prior= itize work; &b= ull; Good computer skills; = Please send your resume and cover letter at hr@abc-inter.com = to be considered for this position. = If you have any questions or need assistance, please contact = Client Support Specialist at 800-891-8880. = Thank you, = CareerBuilder Promotional Team = This is not a spam. If you have questions regarding this ema= il please contact customer support at = 800-891-8880. = It did reformat a little but the &bull parts cracked me up. Must be an HTML thing? Anyway, I got enough bull here. My next job will be in a NO BULL (OR BULLY) facility.

04-15-2013, 08:13 AM	#2
glatt ™ Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Arlington, VA Posts: 27,717	I wouldn't be so quick to dismiss that. It sounds totally legit.

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