Humor...I Need Humor...

[infinite monkey]

Cow orker T: I can't be like E or M, all gung-ho like they are.

Me: No, you have Gung Ho (points top of pop bottle in the general direction of E) and you have Attention Ho (points bottle in general direction of The Sidler.)

E rocks. T rocks. The Sidler can be so good and helpful and he can also make you want to slit your wrists.

[glatt]

[xoxoxoBruce]

"Have you ever seen Twenty Dollars all crumpled up?" the woman asked her husband.
"No," said her husband.
She gave him a sexy smile, unbuttoned the top 3 or 4 buttons of her blouse, and slowly reached down into the cleavage created by a soft, silky push-up bra, and pulled out a crumpled Twenty Dollar bill.
He took the crumpled Twenty Dollar bill from her and smiled approvingly.

"Have you ever seen Fifty Dollars all crumpled up?" she then asked her husband?
"Uh,no, I haven't," he said (with an anxious tone in his voice).
She gave him another sexy little smile, pulled up her skirt, and seductively reached into her tight, sheer panties, and pulled out a crumpled Fifty Dollar bill.
He took the crumpled Fifty Dollar bill, and started breathing a little quicker with anticipation.

"Now," she said. "Have you ever seen $50,000 Dollars all crumpled up?"
"No way!" he said (while obviously becoming even more aroused and excited).
"Well go look in the garage!" she said.