Cellar tag lines

staceyv · 03-12-2004, 08:31 AM

the cellar- a neat mess...
so tainted, it's pure...
the place to exchange polite insults...
a terribly good place for working dysfunctionals to use a clean public restroom,
a serious joke...
an authentic imitation of a little coffee shop
an accident on purpose
a place for all the masculine girls, tall midgets, bald brunettes, jumbo shrimp, hateful lovers and antisocial friends.
a place to get a dry drink and a healthy cigarette. come try our inedible food and virgin martinis!
a place full of relaxing tension and easy stress.
a pleasant hell.
a place for all of you sleeping insomniacs, sober alcoholics and frigid nymphomaniacs...
the cellar: blunt as a razor and sharp as a peg..
the cellar: the beginning of the end.

03-12-2004, 08:31 AM	#11
staceyv Lecturer Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Ohio Posts: 927	fun with oxymorons! the cellar- a neat mess... so tainted, it's pure... the place to exchange polite insults... a terribly good place for working dysfunctionals to use a clean public restroom, a serious joke... an authentic imitation of a little coffee shop an accident on purpose a place for all the masculine girls, tall midgets, bald brunettes, jumbo shrimp, hateful lovers and antisocial friends. a place to get a dry drink and a healthy cigarette. come try our inedible food and virgin martinis! a place full of relaxing tension and easy stress. a pleasant hell. a place for all of you sleeping insomniacs, sober alcoholics and frigid nymphomaniacs... the cellar: blunt as a razor and sharp as a peg.. the cellar: the beginning of the end.

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