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Old 03-19-2013, 09:08 PM   #1
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well you know Gods first family killed each other so there might be some rather well lets says spiritual explanation.. perhaps the ground is cursed cause we did the same thing to the engines...
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Old 03-19-2013, 09:28 PM   #2
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perhaps the ground is cursed cause we did the same thing to the engines...
Did you mean "in'juns"? Amazing how the most devote Christians massacre other 'tribes', protect pedophiles, and even advocate a massacre of children by assault weapons. God save us all? Or do most Christian secretly crave 50 virgins that await us after we massacre all them "in'guns" … for the "greater glory of god".

Secretly, we more respect Socrates than the pope. People have more respect for Michael Jackson that for Charlton Heston who delivered ten commandments, big guns, and plenty of death both in and out of the movies.

Reality: God's chosen people are atheists. They're harder to brainwash.
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Old 03-19-2013, 09:55 PM   #3
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I'd rather die at the hand of God than live at the hand of the devil... I secretly hope for the curse of sin to be lifted the day I die... fact: Jesus is the most powerful of all men to ever walk the earth and now we are all just tripping over our selves trying to figure out why we killed him and begging him to return soon... Christianity has it's flaws I'm just glad I'm not bound to live in utter darkness... personally I don't favor organized religion but it's better than the alternative.. that is to let the devil rule over my life....

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Old 03-19-2013, 09:58 PM   #4
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I'd rather die at the hand of God than live at the hand of the devil...
It could be worse. You could live at the feet of a devil. Devil does not use soap (even though his satanic symbol is rumored to be on Procter and Gamble boxes).

BTW, French devils use perfume to mask their aversion to soap. And four inch heels so that you can die beneath their foot.

Devils don't need big guns. Only their agents do. Ie the cold dead hands of Charlton Heston.

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