February 25, 2013 - Big Angus - Page 2

Gravdigr · 02-26-2013, 12:05 PM

From now on, Ima treat the word angus as a portmanteau for 'angry anus'.

"The morning after those hellfire tacos found my angus burning."

"Hey, Bill? Wanna go unicycle riding?"
"Naw, Joe, mah hemorrhoids is actin' up, an' mah angus is really testifying today."

ZenGum · 02-26-2013, 06:25 PM

Here Hungry Jacks (Burger King) do an "angry angus". They've even brought in an organic beef burger.

Pointless, of course. If you're talking prime steak, Angus is better than, say, Jersey or similar dairy cattle. Macca's and Jacks don't get within cooee of prime steak. It's ground up lips and arseholes, all the way. True, they're Angus lips and arseholes, but they're still lips and arseholes.

Nirvana · 02-26-2013, 07:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by xoxoxoBruce

'Aberdeen Angus' is a specific breed of cattle, but I believe 'Angus' is a catch phrase with no legal definition, which the advertising boys use to allude to better quality.

Almost correct Angus/Aberdeen Angus have what is known as the tenderness gene but many crossbred cattle carry this gene so black white faced are allowed to be "Angus Beef " and none are tested to have the tenderness gene "certified Angus"does have a legal definition.

Nirvana · 02-26-2013, 07:23 PM

I keep forgetting to mention that this thread reminds me of Colonel Angus. I sure miss his shiny face in these here parts...

[/SNL]

BigV · 02-26-2013, 07:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sundae

Until it's horsemeat.

funny!

xoxoxoBruce · 02-27-2013, 12:28 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Nirvana

Almost correct Angus/Aberdeen Angus have what is known as the tenderness gene but many crossbred cattle carry this gene so black white faced are allowed to be "Angus Beef " and none are tested to have the tenderness gene "certified Angus"does have a legal definition.

I stand corrected, didn't realize they'd gotten so scientifical. When did all this happen?

Nirvana · 02-27-2013, 09:29 AM

10 years ago or so when the Angus BOD decided they need a campaign to counteract Peta etc and gene identity proved the existence of the tenderness gene.

xoxoxoBruce · 02-27-2013, 10:13 AM

Cool. So with a little candle light and wine, they can slip that tenderness gene into the Herefords. Maybe even the Shorthorns and Highlands.

infinite monkey · 02-27-2013, 12:20 PM

Oh she may be weary
And young girls they do get wearied
Wearing that same old shaggy dress
Yeah yeah
But when she gets weary
Try a little tenderness, yeah yeah
Oh my my, huh

You know she's waiting
Just anticipating
A thing that she'll never
Never, never, never, never possess, yeah yeah yeah
But while she's there waiting
And without them
Try a little tenderness
That's all you gotta do

footfootfoot · 02-27-2013, 12:55 PM

Mama, where's your pretty little girl tonight?
Trying to run before she can walk, that's right
She's growing up, she has a young man waiting
She's growing up, she has a young man waiting

Wide eyes, she'll be street-wise
To the lies and the jive talk
But she'll find true love
And tenderness on the block

infinite monkey · 02-27-2013, 12:59 PM

Tender is the night
And the benediction of the neon light
Tender are the hunters, tender is the night

You're gonna want me tonight
When you're ready to surrender
Forget about who's right
When you're ready to remember
It's another world at night
When you're ready to be tender

Tender, tender tender...

infinite monkey · 02-27-2013, 01:08 PM

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And if YOUR meat isn't tender enough, try Adolph's Meat Tenderizer. With Adolph's, there's no need to beat your meat. Your meat will come out tender, every time. Or our name isn't Adolph's!

So next time you find yourself in a situation where you don't have enough food to go around...Don't panic. Don't ask Jesus to make water into wine. Just pour a little Adolph's on your shoe leather and you'll have a juicy roast in 30 minutes.

Adolph's: it's what's for dinner, when you fancy less chewing, more swallowing.

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Sundae · 02-27-2013, 01:17 PM

Once upon a time there was a little white bull....

DanaC · 02-27-2013, 02:11 PM

...A little white bull!

ZenGum · 02-28-2013, 04:32 AM

He was a brave little bull ...

02-26-2013, 12:05 PM	#16
Gravdigr The Un-Tuckian Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: South Central...KY that is Posts: 39,517	From now on, Ima treat the word angus as a portmanteau for 'angry anus'. "The morning after those hellfire tacos found my angus burning." "Hey, Bill? Wanna go unicycle riding?" "Naw, Joe, mah hemorrhoids is actin' up, an' mah angus is really testifying today." __________________ These statements have not been evaluated by the FDA, EPA, FBI, DEA, CDC, or FDIC. These statements are not intended to diagnose, cause, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. If you feel you have been harmed/offended by, or, disagree with any of the above statements or images, please feel free to fuck right off.

02-26-2013, 06:25 PM	#17
ZenGum Doctor Wtf Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Badelaide, Baustralia Posts: 12,861	Here Hungry Jacks (Burger King) do an "angry angus". They've even brought in an organic beef burger. Pointless, of course. If you're talking prime steak, Angus is better than, say, Jersey or similar dairy cattle. Macca's and Jacks don't get within cooee of prime steak. It's ground up lips and arseholes, all the way. True, they're Angus lips and arseholes, but they're still lips and arseholes. __________________ Shut up and hug. MoreThanPretty, Nov 5, 2008. Just because I'm nominally polite, does not make me a pussy. Sundae Girl.

02-26-2013, 07:23 PM	#19
Nirvana Back in 10 Join Date: Aug 2008 Posts: 3,684	I keep forgetting to mention that this thread reminds me of Colonel Angus. I sure miss his shiny face in these here parts... [/SNL] __________________ Speaking simply... do not confuse this with having a simple mind.

02-27-2013, 09:29 AM	#22
Nirvana Back in 10 Join Date: Aug 2008 Posts: 3,684	10 years ago or so when the Angus BOD decided they need a campaign to counteract Peta etc and gene identity proved the existence of the tenderness gene. __________________ Speaking simply... do not confuse this with having a simple mind.

02-27-2013, 10:13 AM	#23
xoxoxoBruce The future is unwritten Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 71,105	Cool. So with a little candle light and wine, they can slip that tenderness gene into the Herefords. Maybe even the Shorthorns and Highlands. __________________ The descent of man ~ Nixon, Friedman, Reagan, Trump.

02-27-2013, 12:20 PM	#24
infinite monkey Person who doesn't update the user title Join Date: Mar 2011 Posts: 13,002	Oh she may be weary And young girls they do get wearied Wearing that same old shaggy dress Yeah yeah But when she gets weary Try a little tenderness, yeah yeah Oh my my, huh You know she's waiting Just anticipating A thing that she'll never Never, never, never, never possess, yeah yeah yeah But while she's there waiting And without them Try a little tenderness That's all you gotta do

02-27-2013, 12:55 PM	#25
footfootfoot To shreds, you say? Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: in the house and on the street-how many, many feet we meet! Posts: 18,449	Mama, where's your pretty little girl tonight? Trying to run before she can walk, that's right She's growing up, she has a young man waiting She's growing up, she has a young man waiting Wide eyes, she'll be street-wise To the lies and the jive talk But she'll find true love And tenderness on the block __________________ The internet is a hateful stew of vomit you can never take completely seriously. - Her Fobs

02-27-2013, 12:59 PM	#26
infinite monkey Person who doesn't update the user title Join Date: Mar 2011 Posts: 13,002	Tender is the night And the benediction of the neon light Tender are the hunters, tender is the night You're gonna want me tonight When you're ready to surrender Forget about who's right When you're ready to remember It's another world at night When you're ready to be tender Tender, tender tender...

02-27-2013, 01:08 PM	#27
infinite monkey Person who doesn't update the user title Join Date: Mar 2011 Posts: 13,002	************************************************************ COMMERCIAL BREAK ********************************************************** And if YOUR meat isn't tender enough, try Adolph's Meat Tenderizer. With Adolph's, there's no need to beat your meat. Your meat will come out tender, every time. Or our name isn't Adolph's! So next time you find yourself in a situation where you don't have enough food to go around...Don't panic. Don't ask Jesus to make water into wine. Just pour a little Adolph's on your shoe leather and you'll have a juicy roast in 30 minutes. Adolph's: it's what's for dinner, when you fancy less chewing, more swallowing. ************************************************************ Back to Show ************************************************************** Attached Images Last edited by infinite monkey; 02-27-2013 at 01:20 PM. Reason: badd speeler

02-27-2013, 01:17 PM	#28
Sundae polaroid of perfection Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: West Yorkshire Posts: 24,185	Once upon a time there was a little white bull.... __________________ Life's hard you know, so strike a pose on a Cadillac

02-28-2013, 04:32 AM	#30
ZenGum Doctor Wtf Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Badelaide, Baustralia Posts: 12,861	He was a brave little bull ... __________________ Shut up and hug. MoreThanPretty, Nov 5, 2008. Just because I'm nominally polite, does not make me a pussy. Sundae Girl.

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