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Old 02-01-2013, 03:30 PM   #511
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Reduces guilt by 98.9%, or more
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Wonder if ya could use it for lube?
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Old 02-01-2013, 09:53 PM   #512
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Old 02-03-2013, 02:35 PM   #513
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Old 02-07-2013, 03:45 AM   #514
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Wonder if ya could use it for lube?
I bet it would burn
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Old 02-07-2013, 03:47 PM   #515
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Hah!
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Old 02-09-2013, 05:15 PM   #516
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Old 02-09-2013, 05:39 PM   #517
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Haribo...kids and grownups love them so....

Here's the description of those on the German Amazon site as translated by Google:

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The gag is guaranteed. In "A. .. with ears" of Haribo, the name must not even be pronounced. For this creation is as distinctive and unique as no other piece of marshmallows. It's bottoms with ears made of soft foam ear with sugar from fruit gum. They not only funny, but also taste even more delicious. They are a fun gift idea, the ideal party gag, but of course also suitable for self-ash.

Crazy comedy German sweets.
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Old 02-13-2013, 10:30 PM   #518
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That is German humor at its finest.
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Old 02-14-2013, 05:05 AM   #519
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That is German humor at its finest.
Two peanuts were walking down the street.
One was assaulted... peanut.

Ha.
Ha.
Ha.
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Old 02-14-2013, 12:51 PM   #520
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I think I've won the thread.

Behold:

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Shouldn't there be a hole in that front cantle? Not that there's anything wrong with that...
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Old 02-14-2013, 12:54 PM   #521
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Not too bad a price, either, all things considered.
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Old 02-14-2013, 01:02 PM   #522
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That looks uncomfortable for gay cowboys. Maybe lesbian cowgirls, though.
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Old 02-14-2013, 01:21 PM   #523
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Old 02-14-2013, 03:22 PM   #524
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Cantle? Color me impressed. Though I grew up in a city.
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Old 02-14-2013, 04:35 PM   #525
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