Gourds Don't Kill People - Page 2

toranokaze · 01-24-2013, 12:06 AM

http://www.wilton.com/idea/Pumpkin-Man-Cupcake

The pumpkin god has spoken

Happy Monkey · 01-24-2013, 12:18 PM

https://www.google.com/search?q=punkin+chunkin

Gravdigr · 01-24-2013, 04:39 PM

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Originally Posted by ZenGum

I've heard durian described as like eating custard while sitting on a pit toilet.

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Originally Posted by BigV

I've had durian and I've sat on a pit toilet. Until now, those ideas never shared a breath, much less a simultaneous experience. Now pit toilet are ruined for me. Thanks.

I have never eaten anything whilst sitting on any type of toilet.

On the other hand...I have uneaten some things whilst sitting on a toilet.

BigV · 01-24-2013, 06:15 PM

dunno where you are relative to Lexington, but they appear to have an asian grocery there, and that's what you need to get durian in these/those parts.

you go get one. sit on a chair in the kitchen and have some durian. close your eyes as you're having a bite, breathe deeply as you eat a piece of that creamy flesh.

then come back here and tell me how far off you find ZenGum's description.

ZenGum · 01-24-2013, 06:54 PM

*Disclaimer*

I have not eaten durian. The "custard-on-the-toilet" phrase was used (independently) by two people I know who have.

I also know durian is banned from many hotels and forms of public transport in S.E. Asia.

ETA: Of course, if you want a really good durian, you want one that's already been eaten and shat out by an elephant.
http://www.soshiok.com/article/13783

BigV · 01-24-2013, 10:02 PM

kopi luwak of the gods!

omg.

edited to add the omg and to say I just now read the article. kopi luwak indeed. It beggars the imagination to think of one of those durians anywhere in any gastrointestinal tract. They are uncomfortable to hold in my hand, much less manipulate peristallically. I call bullshit. so to speak.

ZenGum · 01-24-2013, 10:29 PM

1. Find some weird, rare and preferably gross substance.
2. Charge $1,000 a kilo
3. Start a rumour about it being an aphrodisiac.

Ka-ching, baby.

toranokaze · 01-25-2013, 08:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ZenGum

1. Find some weird, rare and preferably gross substance.
2. Charge $1,000 a kilo
3. Start a rumour about it being an aphrodisiac.

Ka-ching, baby.

The rare pit of the carrion flower can be consumed to great aphrodisiactic effects now on sale for 1 dollar a gram
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Carrion_flower

xoxoxoBruce · 01-25-2013, 08:16 PM

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aph·ro·di·si·ac
noun \ˌa-frə-ˈdē-zē-ˌak, -ˈdi-zē-\

Definition of APHRODISIAC
1: an agent (as a food or drug) that arouses or is held to arouse sexual desire

2: something that excites

To be clear, this doesn't ehance performance, just desire. What guy needs that?

OK, is this a roofie... or maybe one of those, "She wouldn't eat the mushrooms".

Gravdigr · 02-09-2013, 05:51 PM

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Excuse me, Miss? Does this cloth smell like chloroform?

01-24-2013, 12:06 AM	#16
toranokaze I'm still a jerk Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Little Mexico Posts: 1,817	http://www.wilton.com/idea/Pumpkin-Man-Cupcake The pumpkin god has spoken __________________ "Without deviation from the norm progress is not possible." - Frank Zappa It is the ignorance of ignorance that lead to the death of knowledge The Virgin Mary does not weep for her son, for he is in paradise. She weeps for the world , for we are in suffering.

01-24-2013, 12:18 PM	#17
Happy Monkey I think this line's mostly filler. Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: DC Posts: 13,575	https://www.google.com/search?q=punkin+chunkin __________________ _________________ \|...............\| We live in the nick of times. \| Len 17, Wid 3 \| \|_______________\| [pics]

01-24-2013, 06:15 PM	#19
BigV Goon Squad Leader Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Seattle Posts: 27,063	dunno where you are relative to Lexington, but they appear to have an asian grocery there, and that's what you need to get durian in these/those parts. you go get one. sit on a chair in the kitchen and have some durian. close your eyes as you're having a bite, breathe deeply as you eat a piece of that creamy flesh. then come back here and tell me how far off you find ZenGum's description. __________________ Be Just and Fear Not.

01-24-2013, 06:54 PM	#20
ZenGum Doctor Wtf Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Badelaide, Baustralia Posts: 12,861	Disclaimer I have not eaten durian. The "custard-on-the-toilet" phrase was used (independently) by two people I know who have. I also know durian is banned from many hotels and forms of public transport in S.E. Asia. ETA: Of course, if you want a really good durian, you want one that's already been eaten and shat out by an elephant. http://www.soshiok.com/article/13783 __________________ Shut up and hug. MoreThanPretty, Nov 5, 2008. Just because I'm nominally polite, does not make me a pussy. Sundae Girl.

01-24-2013, 10:02 PM	#21
BigV Goon Squad Leader Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Seattle Posts: 27,063	kopi luwak of the gods! omg. edited to add the omg and to say I just now read the article. kopi luwak indeed. It beggars the imagination to think of one of those durians anywhere in any gastrointestinal tract. They are uncomfortable to hold in my hand, much less manipulate peristallically. I call bullshit. so to speak. __________________ Be Just and Fear Not.

01-24-2013, 10:29 PM	#22
ZenGum Doctor Wtf Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Badelaide, Baustralia Posts: 12,861	1. Find some weird, rare and preferably gross substance. 2. Charge $1,000 a kilo 3. Start a rumour about it being an aphrodisiac. Ka-ching, baby. __________________ Shut up and hug. MoreThanPretty, Nov 5, 2008. Just because I'm nominally polite, does not make me a pussy. Sundae Girl.

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