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01-21-2013, 12:43 PM
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a beautiful fool
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During sex, I suddenly stopped and held perfectly still.
She was all like, 'what are you doing/" I said, "Hush, I saw this on Pornhub. It's called Buffering."
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01-21-2013, 03:16 PM
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Werepandas - lurking in your shadows
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01-21-2013, 03:34 PM
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The Un-Tuckian
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'Buffering'.
Outstanding. ETA: No one I know in my personal life will get it.
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01-22-2013, 01:00 PM
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Goon Squad Leader
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ANOTHER magic trick!! I can't wait.
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01-24-2013, 09:47 AM
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Turns out my CRS is a symptom of TMB.
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I was in Mercy, Australia, recently and was served tea made from the hair of a koala bear.
You're kidding! How was it? Oh, it was awful. It was filled with koala hair! Well, you know, the koala tea of Mercy is not strained.
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01-24-2013, 01:15 PM
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Slattern of the Swail
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Unfortunately, he has a very tiny weenie. but he would find that funny.
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In Barrie's play and novel, the roles of fairies are brief: they are allies to the Lost Boys, the source of fairy dust and ...They are portrayed as dangerous, whimsical and extremely clever but quite hedonistic. "Shall I give you a kiss?" Peter asked and, jerking an acorn button off his coat, solemnly presented it to her. —James Barrie Wimminfolk they be tricksy. - ZenGum |
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01-24-2013, 03:58 PM
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The future is unwritten
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Hey, you promised not to tell.
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01-24-2013, 04:06 PM
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Slattern of the Swail
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He wears tweeds and thinks Shakespearean jokes are teh funneh. did I tell you his wife busted him? Why yes, yes she did.
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In Barrie's play and novel, the roles of fairies are brief: they are allies to the Lost Boys, the source of fairy dust and ...They are portrayed as dangerous, whimsical and extremely clever but quite hedonistic. "Shall I give you a kiss?" Peter asked and, jerking an acorn button off his coat, solemnly presented it to her. —James Barrie Wimminfolk they be tricksy. - ZenGum |
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01-24-2013, 04:17 PM
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Glutton for Gluttony
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01-24-2013, 04:19 PM
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The future is unwritten
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Quality of mercy is not strained.
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