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View Poll Results: How high are you? In inches.
53 0 0%
54 0 0%
55 0 0%
56 0 0%
57 2 4.76%
58 0 0%
59 0 0%
60 1 2.38%
61 1 2.38%
62 1 2.38%
63 1 2.38%
64 1 2.38%
65 1 2.38%
66 1 2.38%
67 5 11.90%
68 5 11.90%
69 5 11.90%
70 3 7.14%
71 2 4.76%
72 2 4.76%
73 2 4.76%
74 3 7.14%
75 3 7.14%
76 1 2.38%
less than 53 or more than 76 2 4.76%
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Old 01-16-2013, 01:31 PM   #17
Sundae
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Join Date: Sep 2005
Location: West Yorkshire
Posts: 24,185
You look cross there Tril.
Or are you just missing it?

Too Much Information Below.
You have been warned.

I had a long flirtation and a lovely snog with someone in my office. I've never judged a man by his penis before, but this one was like a pencil. I felt ham-fisted giving him a hand shandy. I broke up with him just after Christmas. I knew I would, so I bought him an extravagent present. The really awful thing was he took me to meet his family on Boxing Day - aaaaargh.

But in my defence the man who I had the best foreplay with (it wasn't one-sided!) had the shortest dick. Poor chap. He was simply born with it, it's not something you can work on. And the man had the tongue of an angel.
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