Funny/Embarrassing things they say - Page 55

Lola Bunny · 01-02-2013, 05:20 PM

Foot: I was being humorous. I will be serious later. Been and still busy at the moment.

footfootfoot · 01-03-2013, 03:17 PM

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Originally Posted by Lola Bunny

Foot: I was being humorous. I will be serious later. Been and still busy at the moment.

I was being humorous too. Ortho got us on the whole seriousness groove, then Nirvana got the ball and ran with it.

orthodoc · 01-03-2013, 04:15 PM

Yes, but I seem to recall that you, footy, brought up the very serious subject of orgasms. Which had to be given due consideration ...

Lola Bunny · 01-03-2013, 07:01 PM

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Originally Posted by footfootfoot

I was being humorous too. Ortho got us on the whole seriousness groove, then Nirvana got the ball and ran with it.

Whew! Then I don't have to be serious. I hate thinking. :p

jimhelm · 01-03-2013, 07:51 PM

you know what the Buddhist monk said to the hot dog vendor, right?

Lola Bunny · 01-03-2013, 08:00 PM

Umm..... What did he say to the hotdog vendor?

Lola Bunny · 01-03-2013, 08:02 PM

I was gonna say "give me one without onions."

wasn't sure if that would be sinful to say. :p

Nirvana · 01-03-2013, 08:23 PM

Lola LOL! les innocent! >love<

Make me one with everything

orthodoc · 01-03-2013, 09:08 PM

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Originally Posted by Nirvana

Make me one with everything

Right about now I'd be grateful for one with everything

footfootfoot · 01-03-2013, 09:55 PM

I'd be grateful for one with anything. We're still on orgasms right? Or has the topic changed?

Lola Bunny · 01-03-2013, 10:09 PM

sooooooo....I'm guessing you guys are talking about something else?

you know what the Buddhist monk said to the hot dog vendor, right? No, what did he say?

And what the heck are you guys talking about?

orthodoc · 01-04-2013, 12:47 AM

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Originally Posted by footfootfoot

I'd be grateful for one with anything.

Never settle. Insist on only the best.

ZenGum · 01-04-2013, 03:00 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lola Bunny

sooooooo....I'm guessing you guys are talking about something else?

you know what the Buddhist monk said to the hot dog vendor, right? No, what did he say?

And what the heck are you guys talking about?

Q: What did the Buddhist Monk say to the hot dog vendor?

A: Make me one with everything.

footfootfoot · 01-04-2013, 11:11 AM

Four monks were sitting together in the dining hall and one suggested that they all take a vow of silence. They all agreed and began their observance of silence.

After about 20 minutes the first monk said, "It's been nearly twenty minutes and we haven't said anything."

The next monk said "Hush! we're trying to have a vow of silence."
The third monk, annoyed, snarled, "Would you two please keep it down? It's impossible to be silent with you two jabbering on."

The fourth monk, with a smug expression on his face, said "I'm the only one who hasn't said anything yet."

BigV · 01-04-2013, 11:31 AM

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Originally Posted by orthodoc

Never settle. Insist on only the best.

I don't agree. Besides, how can you know if you have the best if you've never had anything else? What are you gonna do anyhow? Send it back to the kitchen?

01-03-2013, 04:15 PM	#813
orthodoc Not Suspicious, Merely Canadian Join Date: Oct 2006 Posts: 3,774	Yes, but I seem to recall that you, footy, brought up the very serious subject of orgasms. Which had to be given due consideration ... __________________ The greatness of a nation and its moral progress can be judged by the way its animals are treated. - Ghandi

01-03-2013, 07:51 PM	#815
jimhelm a beautiful fool Join Date: Sep 2010 Location: 39.939705 Posts: 4,504	you know what the Buddhist monk said to the hot dog vendor, right? __________________ There's a Shadow just behind me. Shrouding every step I take. Making every promise empty, pointing every finger at me. _tool

01-03-2013, 08:23 PM	#818
Nirvana Back in 10 Join Date: Aug 2008 Posts: 3,684	Lola LOL! les innocent! >love< Make me one with everything __________________ Speaking simply... do not confuse this with having a simple mind.

01-03-2013, 09:55 PM	#820
footfootfoot To shreds, you say? Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: in the house and on the street-how many, many feet we meet! Posts: 18,449	I'd be grateful for one with anything. We're still on orgasms right? Or has the topic changed? __________________ The internet is a hateful stew of vomit you can never take completely seriously. - Her Fobs

01-04-2013, 11:11 AM	#824
footfootfoot To shreds, you say? Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: in the house and on the street-how many, many feet we meet! Posts: 18,449	Four monks were sitting together in the dining hall and one suggested that they all take a vow of silence. They all agreed and began their observance of silence. After about 20 minutes the first monk said, "It's been nearly twenty minutes and we haven't said anything." The next monk said "Hush! we're trying to have a vow of silence." The third monk, annoyed, snarled, "Would you two please keep it down? It's impossible to be silent with you two jabbering on." The fourth monk, with a smug expression on his face, said "I'm the only one who hasn't said anything yet." __________________ The internet is a hateful stew of vomit you can never take completely seriously. - Her Fobs

01-02-2013, 05:20 PM	#811
Lola Bunny Junior Master Dwellar Join Date: May 2011 Posts: 2,728	Foot: I was being humorous. I will be serious later. Been and still busy at the moment.

01-03-2013, 08:00 PM	#816
Lola Bunny Junior Master Dwellar Join Date: May 2011 Posts: 2,728	Umm..... What did he say to the hotdog vendor?

01-03-2013, 08:02 PM	#817
Lola Bunny Junior Master Dwellar Join Date: May 2011 Posts: 2,728	I was gonna say "give me one without onions." wasn't sure if that would be sinful to say. :p

01-03-2013, 10:09 PM	#821
Lola Bunny Junior Master Dwellar Join Date: May 2011 Posts: 2,728	sooooooo....I'm guessing you guys are talking about something else? you know what the Buddhist monk said to the hot dog vendor, right? No, what did he say? And what the heck are you guys talking about?

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